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The 7th floor, mastering yourself and riding the higher energies

Previous post.
- So what you in for, brother?
- Eternity.
- Ooooh. That's a really long time. Must've did some really bad shit.
- Yeah. I sold my soul.
- Hope you got something good for it.
- As a matter of fact I got nothing for it.
- Well that's a really bad deal if you ask me.
- Well I'm not asking you.
- Doesn't really matter though. Can't sell your soul anyway.
- Oh really? Why do you say that?
- Cause it doesn't really belong to you in the first place. No way no how.
- So who does it belong to?
- It belongs to God. That universal spirit that animates and binds all things in existence.
Hmph. Devil gonna try to confuse you, but that's her game. But in the end you gonna see clear who and what you are and what you're here to do. Now, you gon' make some mistakes along the way, everybody does. If you just open up your heart and open up your mind heh...you'll get it.
- Who are you?
- Just a friend brother. Just a really good friend.
Scene from the movie Bedazzled
There's a lot of spiritual things on this sub and spiritual and mystic knowledge interwoven with science. At the highest levels, it's just knowledge, knowledge much of humanity is not ready for. At the highest levels real science and real spirituality need no conflict whatsoever. But, the ancients lived in a very different world and the focus was on faith and opening of the heart. Many words and ideas did not exist, many yogis had insights into phenomenal things but then had to explain in words that are just... not enough. Stories and allegories and creatures both real and made up. Still they were very clever and created incredible ways of transferring the knowledge, keeping it and so on.
Who here can without googling and beyond a shadow of a doubt explain how the cellphone works? You kind of know but you don't really know it. Some people do, schematics exist, there's these towers that beam around energies, idk man, all I know is I neeeed 7G so I can download holograms by my mind OK? Leave me alone! (lol)
If you tried to explain it to people from 200 years ago they would absolutely know - not think - that you're crazy, possibly even dangerous. People can talk across the oceans and the mountains with some squarish device? Instantly send photos? Oh sure! And I'm guessing they can even fly around while eating tasty foods and looking down at the Earth? You need your dome checked.
But anyway, as you start to master your sexual energies by first not being a complete out of control degenerate staring at all the titties and assess and eating way too much food and garbage food etc, you're now starting to totally change your power levels, your blood purity and state etc. This is all explained here brilliantly by some great people. And the knowledge is out there in many ways, check out my previous posts to find books as well to download.
So, what of the higher energies? Once you've mastered yourself to a degree on the lower levels you will start to naturally move into those realms. You are anyway attracting and creating things, even in your worst state. In your optimal state, things move faster and better, but also all the previous work now come to shine and if you haven't done it you will create havoc.
The movie Bruce Almighty brilliantly and in a comical way deals with this.
Though the movie is on one level a simple comedy, anyone well versed in the ancient lore, gnostic knowledge and his own experiences will clearly see the many deeper messages.
Bruce Nolan is a television field reporter for Eyewitness News on WKBW-TV in Buffalo, New York, but desires to be the news anchorman. When Bruce is passed over for promotion by his rival, Evan Baxter, he becomes furious, his actions leading to his dismissal from the station, followed by a series of misfortunes. Bruce complains to God that "He's the one that should be fired".
Bruce receives a message on his pager, which takes him to an empty warehouse where he meets God.
In the empty room at the floor level, he sees this sign.
https://preview.redd.it/ey07b2fapno51.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=878c28a8463a2395fb27a4d171133c800ff6d202
There doesn't seem to be anything else in the room except the sign "stairway" and a guy moping the floor. The guy is God himself, portrayed as Morgan Freeman.
https://preview.redd.it/qc8svcj2qno51.png?width=723&format=png&auto=webp&s=06b57c8e0c052df21471128b3767083989149707
An interesting conversation plays out:
- You’re looking for room 7.
- Yeah, I figured.
- Want me to even those up for you? (Bruce's pants)
- How do I get to room 7?
- That’d be on the 7 th floor.
(this is obviously obvious, but that's why it's emphasised. The main character wants to get to the 7th floor - have control and success in his life - but keeps avoiding the obvious - the climb up there)
- The stairs are right over there.
- I’d rather take the elevator. (a shortcut, like all the other shortcuts in his life)
- Out of order.
- Love the stairs though, they were my second choice.
- You mind giving me a hand with this floor?
(God asks him for help cleaning up the floor but Bruce of course is "busy". He postpones it and God says - I'll hold you to it)
- What? That’s good. Are you serious? Oh, I… I’m kinda busy. Amm… Raincheck?
- I’ll hold you to it.
(....)
- I’m trying to fix a light.
- Tell me if it’s working.
- Yeah. Seems to be. Kinda bright though.
- Yeah. It is to most people who spend their lives in the dark trying to hide from me.
- Oh, the elevator’s broken, huh?
- Yeah, but… I’ll get around to it.
https://preview.redd.it/pp5nkzmwrno51.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=b54136584c5b72945a697f0179129dbb4e3dfcee
On the 7th floor there's only a ladder leading up to an opening - the 8th floor above the 7th chakra from which God, still dressed as the janitor, comes down. The light is stunning, super-powerful.
God then reveals to Bruce that he knows everything, and by that he means literally everything - every thought he ever had, every lie, truth, bluff, etc. It's symbolically all in a file cabinet. The last file is a taunt to God given by Bruce. Now, God gives Bruce the joystick of his life - the shortcut that he's been looking for. He gives him utter and direct power over reality itself, except other people's free will. As everyone carries in him a spark of that One, they have freedom of choice - that's the rules of the game.
He also can't just tell anyone he has these powers.
Bruce is initially jubilant with the powers, using them for personal gain, such as by getting his job back, and impressing his girlfriend, Grace Connelly. Bruce finds ways of using his powers around Buffalo to cause miraculous events to occur at otherwise mundane events that he covers, such as discovering Jimmy Hoffa's body or causing a meteor to harmlessly land near a cook-off, earning him the name "Mr. Exclusive". Bruce then causes Evan to embarrass himself on-air, causing Evan to be fired in favor of Bruce as the new anchor. During this, Bruce continues to hear voices in his head. He later re-encounters God, who explains the voices are prayers, meant for God, that Bruce must deal with. Bruce creates a computerized email-like system to receive the prayers and respond but finds that the influx is far too many for him to handle —even though God has stated that Bruce is only receiving prayers from the Buffalo area— and sets the program to answer every prayer Yes automatically.
Bruce attends a party celebrating his promotion. When Grace arrives, she finds Bruce kissing his co-anchor, Susan Ortega, after she forcefully comes on to him, and quickly leaves. Bruce follows her, trying to use his powers to convince her to stay but cannot influence her free will. As Bruce looks around, he realizes that Buffalo has fallen into chaos due to his actions: parts of the city believe the Apocalypse is nearly upon Earth due to the meteor strikes, while a large number of people, all having prayed to win the multi-million dollar lottery and finding they all won reducing their prize to a few dollars, have started rioting in the streets. Bruce returns to God, who explains that He cannot solve all the problems and Bruce must figure out a way himself. Bruce returns to his computer system at his home and goes about answering prayers as best he can. As Bruce reads through them, he finds a prayer from Grace, wishing for his success and well-being. As Bruce reads it, another prayer from Grace arrives, this one wishing not to be in love with him anymore.
Bruce is stunned and walks alone on a highway, asking God to take back his powers and letting his fate be in his hands. Bruce is suddenly hit by a truck and regains his consciousness in a white void. God appears, and He asks Bruce what he really wants; Bruce admits that he only wants to make sure Grace finds a man that would make her happy. God agrees, and Bruce finds himself in the hospital, where doctors help him recover. Grace arrives, in which she and Bruce finally rekindle their relationship and later become engaged. Following his recovery, Bruce returns the anchor position to Evan and goes back to his field reporting, but decides to take more pleasure in the simple stories.
We see that Bruce is overwhelmed and both his inner and outer reality start to totally collapse and cause pain. He has taken a massive shortcut to too much power and responsibility that he can't even handle when it comes to one city, much less the world. His failure is even bigger considering he literally has God powers and still fails - that's double the failure.
Interestingly, the actor Jim Carrey claimed famously on the Oprah show he used the Law Of Attraction himself.
On higher energies and higher positions, you also have higher challenges and responsibilities. People look up to you. Just because your eyes sparkle and you can now strangely influence people, what are you doing and where will it lead? The higher you go, people also expect you to be some kind of Christ like figure, with no mistakes and blemish, which is even harder. Martin Luther for example was a sure retainer, in the sense that he didn't fap, but he cheated on his wife. He was a great leader, he inspired millions and changed history - but he was human.
Malcolm X famously said that in prison he "lost his sight (he started wearing glasses from reading too much) but he gained his vision!"
Gandhi did his crazy niece experiment and of course did some mistakes (now mind you, weaker and lower people will not only judge you, they will even judge from the future, living in a totally different time).
Connor Mcgregor is very probably a retainer in the sense he understands the benefits but he also leads a violent life and drinks etc, so he's riding these high energies and often corrupting them. That is why his life is in turmoil and has ups and downs: he's accused of rape over and over, he donates 10000$ to a dying kid, he punches and old man for disagreeing with him, he builds a shelter for homeless, he embarrasses himself in a fight etc. etc.
"You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons too;
you cannot have a part in both the Lord's table and the table of demons."
Corinthians 10:21
The yogis have a brilliant story as well, thousands of years old, of a man waking up in heaven (astral reality where things immediately happen) and he turns it into hell because his mind is untrained.
I hope at least the knowledge of semen retention and self mastery will truly spread and start being applied more and more in the world.
Next post.
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Forex Investment Scams

Since my business account on Instagram reached 1000 followers, I've been getting lots of spammy messages, mostly like this one:
"I’m a Bitcoin Investor lincense by SFOX .. I make my money off crypto investment and ForexTrading.. I Work online in the Social market. all I do is move commission profit From my wallet into your account by adding your personal online account while logged from outside the account after the deposit has been verified & posted for withdrawal you keep 40%each day and send back 60%(invest back 40% and keep 60% for myself)We can do this for as long as your are 100% trustworthy"
"I gon deposit $3k for being our first deal and if you keep your words,I will increase it to $5k and we can keep it that way famz, I can get profit only twice a week and I will be deposit $5k to on every deposit after our first transaction goes well and trustworthy, we can eat together for long if you keep to your words.I’ll need the following details to make the deposit into your account;
Full name on the account: Username: Password: Phone No:"
This goes on to say it can be an empty account as long as we are both honest"
I'm curious, what is the actual scam here? Is it gaining from moving money around through microtransactions (like some weird online money laundering thing?
Is it illegal investment that he wants to not use his own account for?
Is it just trying to get personal info?
What do you guys think?
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Watch out for the Coinbase DeFi mafia !

The Coinbase DeFi mafia borrows the coins that you have stored at Coinbase:
https://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/news/coinbase-wallet-eases-interest-on-crypto-with-defi-integration/
The Coinbase DeFi mafia will regularly dump these coins all in one go, cause panic, and then gradually buy the coins back at a lower price.
Now, watch out for this price-suppression strategy.
One day or the other, the Coinbase DeFi mafia will not be able to buy back the coins, because the price went unexpectedly up instead of going down. At that point, the Coinbase DeFi app will simply file for bankruptcy.
Hence, the mafia always wins and you always lose.
So, get ready to get ripped off as if there were no tomorrow!
Note:
By the way, if you do not click the button to lend out your bitcoins at Coinbase to the DeFi mafia, then Coinbase will simply pretend that you did! Now it is your responsibility to prove that you have never pressed any of these conveniently integrated DeFi mafia buttons. Money ... GonE!
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How to Make $$ of Bitcoin Halving

Last time I threw somethin up here ya ghosted. I ain't gon trip but hope this wake some ya up.
Bitcoin, however you feel about it (I say imperfect but better than fiat) is halving. If you don't have a coinbase or tzero wallet you can still get a bag.
Robinhood Bitcoin Stocks:
RIOT -
Riot blockchain owns the largest Bitcoin mining farm in North America, facilities in Oklahoma and Upstate NY. They acquired the facility in NY last month as well as bought new gear to keep up with competition as Bitcoin miner rewards half. They are well positioned moving forward to be one of the farms that continue producing Bitcoin.
MOGO -
Canadian financial services firm that allows customers to buy Bitcoin through their app. They have a solid customer base they help with financial wellbeing through tracking debt/spending.
OSTK -
No longer a pennystock but I know some of ya can up ya g. Before CEO Pat Byrnes flamed out he funneled his companies resources into bitcoin/blockchain technology. Tzero is owned by overstock and they are in the process of being approved to not only exchange crypto but regular stocks as well.
OTC stocks (ToS got em)
Grayscale Investments
GBTC, GDLC etc -
Heavy with instutional backing. It's a Bitcoin trust, they own a ethereum trust if that's your thing and then digital cap fund.
Still iffy? Look up Paul Tudor Jones since billionaires are smarter than the rest of the population combined.
I would post sources but ya Google/Yahoo Finance/Reddit/Pocket work the same.
Disclaimer: I am long and own multiple positions on these stocks.
Lastly, I expect Bitcoin to dip sometime over the next week due to coin laundering (deadass, not gonna speak further on it rn). Just a heads up
Edit: Riot operates at the largest Bitcoin mine in a partnership with Coinmint.
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Removed comments/submissions for /u/OverLeveraged14

Hi OverLeveraged14, you're not shadowbanned, but 97 of your most recent 105 comments/submissions were removed (either automatically or by human moderators).

Comments:

ft8ds4z in CryptoCurrency on 07 Jun 20 (1pts):
bitcoin relies 100% on confirmation bias. everyone yells ''its amazing'' because they're financially biased, but they dont actually believe it. they just hope someone will pump their bags. to me the...
frm76ad in Crypto_com on 24 May 20 (1pts):
simply put, they dont support canadian banking and canadian dollars. at least yet. might change when they add debit card for canada since i would assume that will be denominated in CAD but i could...
frkvb1u in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
eth has a 5x premium on greyscale, i just dont understand how anyone can accept that lol. https://i.imgur.com/eeXlo9H.png
frkloxd in Crypto_com on 23 May 20 (1pts):
keep calm and eat jellybeans.
frkiibm in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
bitcoin answer to this is ''but store of value bruhh''
frkfuy6 in Crypto_com on 23 May 20 (1pts):
you can use it to go 1.5x leverage. loan 5k, buy btc, btc goes up, sell 5k worth and keep the difference. free real estate bruh! just kidding, leverage is dangerous :)
frk8jee in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
Zcoin, its an establish coin that's been around for a while, has some interesting stuff happening this year but mainly just looking at the chart is enough for me to take the risk. bought a...
frk6eir in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
beware of POS coins in general. it doesnt matter if you make 100% if the coin goes down 90%, you still lose 80% of your money. its fine to prefer pos over pow if you dont care about the security as...
frk5z26 in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
im sure Kenyans love paying half their wealth in fees.
frk5mht in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
fwiw, there's a loser on each side of a trade.
frk5hn6 in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
here's a little tip, if a coin has a sub coin to pay fees, its garbage.
frk5cdn in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
haaa yes, the indicators that rewrite themselves to make it look like they called the shots
frk4pia in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
i like cryptowatch. has standard list but also has charts and a few other useful views like this. https://cryptowat.ch/cards/assets also has a bunch of other...
frk2zzv in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
i cant wait for 1000sat/byte as a standard when btc hits 100k$! its gon be great! i really dont care if 90% of my paycheck vanishes in a transaction fee cause ill hodl till i die! i already threw...
frjwzk9 in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
well, at least he's not shilling a scam this time i guess?
frjvori in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
people didnt expect that kind of bull run in 2016, at least no that i remember. there was some hype early on in 2017, specially because of ETH, i still cant tel wheter or not btc rode on eth's...
frjt8r7 in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
eth by far. bitcoin is racing towards a dead end and everyone knows it but choose to ignore it and scream moon all day long. its sad but true bitcoin cant sustain anymore growth and there's no plan...
frjr53k in technology on 23 May 20 (1pts):
how about let it fucking sink so it can be bought for a penny on the dollar? only thing this system is doing is promoting irresponsible business management because ''why take precautions or innovate...
frjq6q8 in technology on 23 May 20 (1pts):
the best way to make you gmail inbox safer is to use protonmail instead haha.
frjg2ez in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
i can attest to this. i did a piece that shows how 4mb block would HELP bitcoin adoption AND decentralization and was banned for promoting BCH, which i havent talked about once in all of my...
frjfwao in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
no, its means goldman needs a conference call to tel investors not to buy bitcoin.
frjfehq in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
proof of funds is the scummiest bullshit ever created. allows institutions to literally steal money from legitimate users who cant provide a proof. its easy for freshly earned money now that we know...
frjbtml in CryptoCurrency on 23 May 20 (1pts):
it doesnt really matter how much the fed prints, because it wont leave the fed without someone taking the loans, and nobody wants a loan right now. theses funds mainly exist in order to prevent the...
frgj543 in politics on 22 May 20 (1pts):
why? its not like he has issues routing a billion dollars of public funds over to Ukraine.
frggmty in CryptoCurrency on 22 May 20 (1pts):
''in a nutshell'' dont hang out in bitcoin or btc, bitcoin has gestapo mods and btc is salt all day long.
frfp692 in WhitePeopleTwitter on 22 May 20 (1pts):
just go gamble 100x till you make it, ez.
frfoe8c in LifeProTips on 22 May 20 (1pts):
Discord my friend, Discord.
free9l1 in CryptoCurrency on 22 May 20 (1pts):
hahaha, no.
fredual in CryptoCurrency on 22 May 20 (1pts):
dw bout it, everyone pays to learn in this space. some later than others. better take your loses early on rather than get your illusion of success shattered down the road.
frdpvm8 in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
all you had to do is claim you hex, for free. if you dont pay for something, how are you getting scammed? you have no clue who gave him that eth, for what purpose, and if they're okay with him...
frdo9tl in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
lets be honest, sending them to an exchange that has ''Fren with justin sun'' written all over it was not exactly his most genius moment.
frde4ag in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
folding is great but it honestly pisses me off at the same time. there is so much spare computing power owned by american companies and almost all of it is never put to use for folding, it should be...
frddkuy in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
''investing'' in crypto is honestly the wrong way to think about it. gambling is a much better term. at best you're all in on btc and you're hedging against fiat inflation, at worst you buy any...
frdcffn in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
that explains why you know nothing about it.
frdaz60 in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
doubtful. negative interest rates in a deflationary environment wont be a big deal. yall really seem to misunderstand how good the USD is at fucking you over. keep believing hyperinflation is gonna...
frdantd in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
you havent seen nothing yet my man. 2017 had fees up to 100$. its gonna happen again.
frcveyn in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
considering he thinks bitmex sells trader's fund on spot after they place a trade, its fair to say this guy doesnt know anything about anything.
frcn75e in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
this is the dumbest article ever made on crypto.
frcmmkz in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
you're an idiot.
frcgfqm in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
while i agree that bitcoin sucks as it is and needs a block size increase (4mb would be perfect for now and wouldnt change a damn thing about decentralization) bsv is garbage and bch too.
frcg7pc in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
those 3 pools are also made of thousands of individuals. its not the pools' hashrate. if they start messing with the network, that hashrate will leave fast as fuck.
frc3yb5 in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
yet only 5mil in liquidity. useless network.
frbyhp0 in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
btc blocks should be 4mb-8mb right now to keep in line with technological advancement since the 1mb block limit was implemented. prove me wrong. ill debate anyone. and before you ask, im a btc...
frbxj5j in CryptoCurrency on 21 May 20 (1pts):
opening the pandora's box for market manipulation is a bad thing for wallstreet. these's patterns are not exclusive to crypto, at all, and ''trapping'' and stop hunts has been done for decades. this...
fr8anz5 in CryptoCurrency on 20 May 20 (1pts):
honestly wouldnt be surprised. btc isnt going anywhere without scaling and ln is a cluster fuck for adoption.
fr64v2n in Bitcoin on 19 May 20 (1pts):
rofl.
fr64mko in Bitcoin on 19 May 20 (1pts):
this is software or 3rd parties trapping people into having to use those fees.
fr649wf in CryptoCurrency on 19 May 20 (1pts):
that company is a fucking leech regardless how you look at it. trying to make itself relevant by attacking others. they arent doing anyone but themselves a favor. you can hate on XRP just as much as...
fr62m0n in Bitcoin on 19 May 20 (1pts):
this is absolute garbage propaganda to assume that nodes would drop out rather than upgrade. im so fucking tired of people pretending like buying a 400$ computer to run a node is a problem but...
fr61jya in Bitcoin on 19 May 20 (1pts):
supply is 18million, not 900/day. there's plenty to buy from. also if you are talking about paul tudor jones, he didnt buy a single bitcoin and said so himself that he would only be playing futures...
fr60yqv in Bitcoin on 19 May 20 (1pts):
store of value is NOT a use case, and bitcoin is NOT widely adopted.
fr5yqcw in Bitcoin on 19 May 20 (1pts):
" not really looking for financial advice " maybe you should.
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Kanye Songs Depicted As NBA Players (MBDTF)

Masterpiece 5/11
Dark Fantasy (Jeremy Lin)
When everyone thought after the Taylor Swift incident Kanye’s career would be over, Kanye masterfully created the greatest album of all time. Dark Fantasy was the opener of the album that put him in the GOAT conversation
Dark Fantasy is a song that gives perspective on Fame, and Jeremy Lin has witnessed a sudden rise to stardom like no other. Linsanity brought the whole league together in supporting him. Even his opponents were screaming for him. Both Kanye and Jeremy Lin came from middle class households, and both were struggling to make it in the game in their early parts of their career.
”I fantasized about this while watching Chicago. Melo, Carmelo me, Knicks mediocrealago. Injury, the first year that I blow. How do you say clutch in Chinese? Me llamo.”
Gorgeous (Donavan Mitchell)
Donavan Mitchell is an amazing example of players standing up to racism. Kanye is one of the few rappers that people with no interest in hip hop would listen to, or even could recognize. Donovan Mitchell has a voice that talk about social issues to a group of “fans” who aren’t particularly fond of people who look like Donovan outside the basketball court.
Also Donovan Mitchell is pretty good looking.
”Penitentiary chances, the devil dances. And eventually answers to the call of Autumn. All of them fallin' for the love of ballin'. Got caught with thirty rocks, the fan look like Alec Baldwin.”
Power (Shaquille O’Neal)
Shaquille O’Neal singled handily changed the NBA. Prior to the 2001-2002 season, help defense was illegal. Unfortunately for opposing big men, Shaq dominated, I mean DOMINATED his opponents. He was nearly 370 Pounds in LA, and still had very nice footwork. However, Shaq became quite a polarizing figure, just like Kanye. There’s moments when Shaq says something ridiculous and everybody clowns him, and there’s moments where Kanye steps out of line and we all make a small facepalm. But both Kanye and Shaq are fun, good spirited people who at the end of the day we hold respect for.
”Fuck Orlando they don’t pay cash. Tell em Diesel said Kobe can kiss my whole ass. And specifically he can kiss my ass hole. I can’t shoot free throws? You nephews got jokes.”
Shaq despite not being the quickest, will try to make some hustle plays.
”Now this will be a beautiful death. I’m jumping into the third row
All Of The Lights (Rajon Rondo)
On a game you could only watch on nbastreams...I mean league pass, Rajon Rondo appears to just be a nice playmaker who happens to not be an outside weapon. But when the TNT crew is in the arena or it’s a playoff game, Rondo transforms into one of the most entertaining players to watch in the NBA. Rondo may throw some of the most beautiful passes we’ve ever seen, or maybe throw 20+ assists or perhaps get a 32 point triple double
His fall from his Boston days could be described as:
”Something wrong, I remove my headband. KG gone, my Rivers left. I pissed off Ray, he joined DWade. I missed at the line, and passed that bread. I’m getting traded, I’m almost there. To my surprise, a midget replacing me. I had to take him to that Chris Paul University...”
Monster (Jay Z deleted verse)
”Barkley, Bradley, Johnson, Bogues, Patrick Ewing with no talent, question, what do all of these things have in common?”
So Appalled (Hassan Whiteside)
After Whiteside got paid after balling out before his contract year, his effort has severely lacked To improve the Heat’s interior defense, Spoelstra told Hassan to not mope like DJ Khaled playing the quiet game, and instead. ”Look Hassan, put two hands in the air if you don’t really care. Your contract sometimes, I mean ridiculous. It’s like that some times, I’m putting in Olynyk.”
All Hassan could respond with was “Fiji wishes and different exotic fishes”*
Devil In A New Dress (James Harden)
Oklahoma City was given a difficult question. Hold on to a 22 year old Serge Ibaka who was averaging nearly 4 blocks per game. Or keep their Sixth Man Of The Year, James Harden. The Thunder made the excellent decision in putting the former Sun Devil in a new Houston Rockets uniform. The future MVP’s trade to Houston was the most devastating event to occur in the city’s history.
”What happened to that 3-1 lead? Oh they blew it. KD packs his bags up, who casually could score. Serge Ibaka break ups, the casualty of tour. How Russ gon’ win and have no shooters on the floor? I thought I was the asshole, I guess it’s rubbin off. You signed the, Hooded Carmelonan, the Clanker of Shots, hard to be humble when you are staring down on a Wes Johnsotron.”
Runaway (Chris Paul)
I love Chris Paul, but it’s clear why fans and his opponents think he can be a douche at times. His aggressive physical play style can be changed to an egregious flop in a moments notice. Chris Paul also according to multiple sources, is not exactly loved by officials
”I don’t know what it is with officials. But I’m not too good at that shit. See I could have me a good team, but still be addicted to the State Farm Ads. See I just blame everything on you, at least you know that’s what I’m good at.”
Pusha Morey was asked about if he regrets trading for a PG who will be getting paid 44 million dollars when he’s 36.
”Twenty four seven, three sixty five, his contract stays on my mind. I-I-I-I did it. All right, all right, I admit it.”
Hell of a Life (Amir Johnson)
According to Nicki Minaj, Kanye West was watching adult content on his computer while working on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Whatever he was watching it happened to be a massive success. Amir Johnson, also is an adult films junky, at least according to the numerous actresses he follows.
Joel Embiid on what was on Amir’s phone
”His phone to hide, we both screwed the rules made, he wanna role play til his career over.”
Blame Game (Roy Hibbert)
Roy Hibbert was born ten years too late to be a hall of fame center. During the later stages of the successful 2010s Pacer Teams, Hibbert caught a lot of flak for his underperformance. What may have caused the Paul George, David West, George Hill and Roy Hibbert teams to fall apart was the rumor that Paul George was sleeping with Roy Hibbert’s wife
Roy Hibbert was caught listening into his wife servicing the rising NBA Superstar.
(All Credits for this excerpt go to u/rzpieces.)
“Oh my God
Baby you done took this shit to the nother motherfuckin' level!
Now a perimeter defender like me
Ain't supposed to be gettin' no shot blocker like this
Goddamn, Goddamn! Who thought you how to get vertical for a nephew?
Hibbert taught me.
You never use to play dirty, but now you you throwing elbows!
My, my God, where'd you learn that?
Hibbert taught me.
Look at you, motheruckin' butt ass naked, with them, Hibbert 2s on Who thought you how to put some Hibbert 2s on?
Hibbert thought me
Yo you took your paint defence up a whole 'nother level
This is some Cirque du Soleil defence now shit!
You done went all-NBA on a nephew OK
And I, and I love it
And I thank you, I thank you, my legs thank you!
How did you learn, how, how did your rim protection come up?
Hibbert taught me
I was coasting on players I never coasted on before
I was in there like ooh shit I never been here before
I've never even seen this part of blow-by town before
It's like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit
Who the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your defence all re-upholstered?
Hibbert re-upholstered my defense
You know what, I got to thank Hibbert
And when I see that nephew I'ma thank him
I'ma buy his HibbertCoin
I'ma mine that motherfucker
I'ma shoot a bitcoiner!
That's how good I feel about this nephew
Ahh, I still can't believe you got me this ring
This motherfucker is the exact motherfucker I wanted!
You went to the finals! This is the motherfucker I wanted
I saw this, I saw it
Kobe had this shit on on the bench
I remember! Kobe had this on on the bench
That's right, that's right!
Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a nephew like this?
Hibbert taught me
Hibbert taught you well, Hibbert taught you well”
Lost In The World (Tobias Harris to Boban)
Lost In The World is supposedly a love letter Kanye emailed to his now wife Kim Kardashian. And their bond together is almost as strong as Boban’s and Tobias’s
you are my Boban, you are my Haris
Who Will Survive In America
Hopefully Enes Kanter.
PREVIOUS INSTALLMENTS
The College Dropout
Late Registration
Graduation
808s and Heartbreak
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Do you want this or not? # YANGGANG CALL TO ACTION

If YOU want to read the long version of WHY I'm pushing these two, scroll further down to the OG post and do YOUR own research.

Strong language and caps ahead.----------------------------------------------------

I am done waiting for the Gang to trickle in and get on board with this stuff. WE need to put some effort into this and focus on what is working, money and textbanking.
I'm done watching twitter drama and just normal pictures (I love them as much as the next guy, but seriously?) hit 20k+ upvotes, while dedicated calls for action and posts about hitting OUR GOALS crash and burn with <1k upvotes.


If yes: COMPLETE THE STEPS BELOW
If no: ily yanggang <3, but this is not an option. YOU are here for a reason. COMPLETE THE STEPS BELOW

-----------------------------------------TEXTBANKING-----------------------------------------

Here is the total as of 2 hours ago:
94 / 1,000

Yuuuuuuuuuup. That's what OUR goal is at. Leaving money on the table from willing donors, and upvoting twitter drama screenshots. That's how WE lose this fight.



Stop procrastinating and get signed up to bank, canvass, host events, literally anything. Yes, I'm talking to YOU. YOU cannot sit there and watch this happen. YOU NEED TO FUCKING FIGHT IF YOU WANT THIS.


---------------------------FUNDRAISING---------------------------


I have been pushing the Cash App referral system hard. I've been called out for advertising for them or being a marketing shill. I honestly just like the damn app and we are leaving free money on the table.

85,700 SUBS x $10.00 FREE MONEY FROM THE REFERRAL = $857,000 of FREE MONEY FOR THE CAMPAIGN

That's the MATH, baby. Doesn't matter what % of subs we refer.
Why? It's free fucking money, Gang. C'mon, think harder.

I'm asking #yanggang to rally right fucking now.


There it is, Gang. This is me risking throwing my family's security in the public eye for Andrew Yang.

I believe in us, YangGang. We always double down and get shit done when the stakes are high. I know we can fucking rally and make history.
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Edit One: Thought I was done?
hheeeck nope, dope.

#yangang

I just got up out the shower, and it's been about an hour,
since I posted this thread, she said get it out your head,
wastin' all this time yangin', when we could be hangin',
when we could be bangin', cookin' some mean bacon,
said you went to school, don't go and be a fool,
he ain't gon get the nom, now go and call your mom,

po-

tay-

toes
ma said bring the mashed potatoes, don't forget the gravy
pass that fuckin' gravy, baby,
ain't no fuckin' maybes, baby,
let's get up on that gravy train, i'm talkin' bout that #yanggang train
I'm talkin' 'bout that chedd',
i'm talkin' 'bout that bread,
talkin' 'bout that paper, that cold-hard freedom cash
so get up off your ass, let's secure them fuckin' bags

is this what I've got to do? come up with some dumbass raps about food and how my s/o doubts yang? Here I am Gang! An Iowan dancing for your dollars, spreading the word, and volunteer hours. I'll dance like a damn fool all night for you, gang.

it's been about an hour since I've posted this. Here's an update on our progress:

Upyangs: 34
New Text bankers: 0 - (comment if you've signed up!)
Referrals: 0 / $0
Comments: 1

6 Hour Mark:
Dang, Gang. That Thanksgiving dinner still digesting? Unhitch the plow, #yanggang!
Upyangs: 69 (giggety)
New Text Bankers: 0
Referrals: 0 / $0
Comments: 1
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------------------OG Post------------------
Here, I will lay out a detailed plan on how we are going to generate a TON of money for the campaign.
There is a well vetted, popular money sharing app called [Cash App](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_App) used by tons of people. My s/o and I use it daily to send our share of groceries, rent, meals, and bills. It's slick to use and free (Also supports bitcoin and cashcards). I genuinely love this app and vastly prefer it to Venmo or Paypal. Just my opinion.

Please note:

Here's the logistics of the free fundraising:

Cash App includes a referral link system where one person can send out a referral link, Yang Gang not currently signed up with the app can use the referral link/code and enter bank info. After completing one successful transaction (minimum $5), each party will get $5 deposited into their Cash App account.

That's a net of $10 free dollars!

I've just tested this with u/TeslaMecca. They can attest how simple and slick this is. This is a huge opportunity for us Gang.
More details on steps:


The sweet potato about this is that we can elect and vet volunteers to set up a sort of 'referral link hub' where trusted yang gang could sign up to collect funds and max out their individual donor limit, and transfer any remaining funds to the next volunteer. We could do a weekly push to keep maximizing referrals.

More on the referral system:


For the lazy:
"Square Cash App Referral Program Details
\You must have the Square Cash App on your mobile device to access the referral program.*
Once you have opened the Square Cash App, just visit the “Invite Friends” link, where you can enter your friend’s phone numbers to send them a referral.
When your referrals download the Square Cash App, connect a debit card, and send $5 or more, you will both earn a $5 bonus credit.
It looks like you can refer as many friends as you like, and there is no limit to the amount of $5 referral bonuses that you can earn.
Referrals must be sent via your phone, as you cannot refer people from your online account."

Please note: if you do not have this app, please don’t download/sign up for it unless you have a referral link. It’s worth $10!


Things I've been up to for YangGang:



------------------------------------------------------------Shameless plug for textbanking:------------------------------------------------------------

I've been textbanking for the past few weeks and I've got to say, it's a pretty great experience. I've had numerous hilarious encounters with fellow Americans while simply volunteering my time and texting. It's really fun. One of my canned introductory texts was met with the following:
Contact: ok boomer
Me: What? lol I'm a millennial? born in 91
Contact: bs, name 3 pokemon
Me: just 3? like from any generation?
The conversation went on to just shooting the spit with a fellow American around my age about pokemon (and a dash of politics). There are countless memorable experiences I've had while volunteering. I'm still currently talking with a contact that started with; "what did the optometrist say to trump after his eye exam?", which after a minute I laughed and understood the punchline. We veered off the political discussion and now we are talking about our favorite comedians and shows we have seen live.
I'm strongly encouraging anyone with free time to get signed up and send a few texts out. It takes about an hour or so to get signed up, but once you get going, it takes a few seconds to get signed in and sending texts and making a difference. My favorite thing BY FAR about this is you can actually see the difference you are making. Sure, you're going to get a few people telling you to fuck off, yell at you to opt them out, or ask tough questions that you're not sure how to answer. BUT, you will have the ability to answer meaningful questions to genuinely curious Americans about this candidate that we are so passionately pushing to the highest office in our land. The banking community is extremely welcoming and helpful. Please consider donating your time and energy to this. It's a great way to contribute, especially when I can't afford to donate.

[Here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eao47ri3BLlzWarmTOpBndA_zCVVpzlm0oW6gKSCIKo/edit) is the To-Do List for signing up. Let me know if you need help, I'm passionate about this campaign and will take time to walk volunteers through.
TL;DR: Let's secure the fucking bag, YangGang!

Dog Bless,
~Jordan
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For anyone curious enough about Warframe's Terms of Service, I made a crappy TL;DR

I guess on a whim I decided to read the ToS that they have here. Here's a crappy gross oversimplification of it.
INTRODUCTION
This thingy basically covers our asses in regards to stuff related to Warframe.
If you're not 13, shoo. This game not for ye (unless parents give ye permission).
LEGAL STUFF
You agree to have read all 8 pages of this stuff and the other thingies. Any third party stuff like our beloved /Warframe will not be included in this 8 page thingy and may have its own policies.
DIS SERVICE
It's free, and you may need stuff to access it. If your stuff to access it sucks, jokes on you.
YOUR xXxM3MEL0RDxXx ACCOUNT
You need an account. If you're under 13, shoo. If you're between 13 and 18, get your parents to read this shite. If not, you're good. (tbh doesn't this kinda contradict the thingy they said in the intro?)
We also use anonymous data for ad stuff and yada yada. The stuff on your ID and account should be truthful, pinky swear.
If your account is attacked, that's not on DE. You're responsible for that stuff and keeping it a secret. Altho, if that happens, notify us and we'll help ye.
Oh, your account is yours to use. Yer not allowed to trade, sell, gift or whatever that account. Besides, it's actually still ours really. We just allow you to use it.
If you've been gone for 12+ months, we may delete your account, but we'll try to notify you. If you wish to actually delete it, support can help you with or without reason.
WHAT WE ALLOW YOU TO DO
Make stuff all you want, but don't profit from the game, unless DE allows you to. Violation may provoke Phoenix Wright.
YOUR /NSFWARFAME FANARTS AND SFMS VODS
Your furry fanarts and videos will be DE's property if posted to their web. They may put it on Times Square and boohoo you prolly won't have to get any compensation. Lewd stuff are unfortunately not allowed tho, as is any trademarked stuff or criminal stuff, or virus, or blah. So, no coconuts.
If you post those disallowed stuff on /Warframe, we will only be able to say "welp". Don't blame us for any NSFW things or if someone calls ye a twat, cuz we ain't responsible for it.
NSA, BUT CANADIAN
If you chat thru the game, it goes thru us. We may or may not be peeping toms. Don't expect privacy.
BRACKETS AND PARENTHESES
You can link stuff from our site, but only if it's not in a misleading way.
CHANGES THAT ARE SOON™
We may change this thingy. I will not update this.
MONEH
Plat is not bitcoin. You can buy plat for stuff ingame, but it has no IRL value. No take backsies. Aka no refunds.
REDTEXT
Redtext may make maintenance. We dun have to notify you. Tho this subreddit will be filled with people asking "if they're the only one." Sadly it means you may not be able to access it at any time. And we have no responsibility to refund stuff if the maintenance interrupts that (tho sometimes we do, cuz we're kind that way).
DELETION OF xXxM3MEL0RDxXx
We see your account on a case to case basis but in any case we may delete it with or without reason or notice or warning.
You 'herby' allow DE to do that. But, you can contest it by emailing support at [email protected] i wonder if this means you're not stuck in the loop of not being able to access support when banned if you can just email them straight up.
Again tho, if you wanna delete your acc, just tell us.
Your plat will be lost tho. We aint gon give you any refunds for that.

BIG WORDS

"Indemnify". Basically, you are to defend DE if they ever go to court? I think?
WARRANTY
Uh, no warranties. If it's harmful, sorry. Plz make yourself safe.
RESPONSIBILITEH
We're not responsible for damages. But, since states have different laws, this may not be applicable.
CLOSING
This 8 page long document may be completely invalid if the EULA or Privacy Policy has anything that goes against whatever is written here.
if TL;DR still TL;DR then TL;DR: don't be a meanie.
Yeaa it's hard to summarize 8 pages of stuff.
E1: I fixed some stuff. Probably still a mess tho.
E2: I made a few undocumented fixes. Per a commenter below, it is important to note that the #EULA or End User License Agreement as well as the #Privacy Policy are both still very important documents to note.
E3: This blew up
E4: Oh my, this has become my highest voted stuff so far. I am definitely happy I beat that Rhino Prime codpiece post.
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This is why ETN is the Future, Believe it or not Electroneum Is A Great Project

The whole crypto "thing" is about dominating... the more investors you have, the the better the project is gone be... Etn closed its ico earlier because it had too many investors and hit its target sooner than many others...
The idea about mass adoption... when so many people get into electroneum, it'll make the project common and available to everyone which means it can be used on so many platforms by so many people... for shopping, paying bill etc... Electroneum will truly will be usable.
Mobile miner, everyone likes something for free... Electroneum is giving people access to crypto currency which in turn is convincing them to know about this project and having some free coins in the easiest way as possible to get people look into this...
The instant payment... this is what so many people have wanted... so many businesses have wished to accept crypto currency payments but taking example of bitcoins that could even take about an hour or 2 to confirm payment makes it unbearable for businesses to take crypto currency as payment however electroneum is going to make this possible with the instant payment... which will in turn make cryptos more valuable...
The instant payment has been secured and in the database of the Intellectual Properly Office eith application number : GB1805708.3So many other companies understand and fear the potential future of electroneum and so in turn tries to spam the blockchain and create fUD to frustrate the etn community... why?
Because they fear the rise of the electroneum...And in turn makes electroneum even better as the tech team gets to deal with more problems and solve to make sure it doesn't happen, some people are paying huge sums of money to bring down electroneum but because of the strong community they can't and also the team is working hard to make sure all that money goes waste...
Check telegram and FB.. we have one of the largest community and despite all the issues and stress with the blockchain has passed through once... So many people are still in the project because they see the potential of this project... and hodlers are gon benefit big time.... I could even write and explain more of why etn is going to be the one and only crypto that is going to survive and have a name like bitcoin but even better... ETN is going to take us to a whole new level...I could write more if you have some more questions...
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Kanye Songs Depicted As NBA Players (MBDTF)

Masterpiece 5/11
Dark Fantasy (Jeremy Lin)
When everyone thought after the Taylor Swift incident Kanye’s career would be over, Kanye masterfully created the greatest album of all time. Dark Fantasy was the opener of the album that put him in the GOAT conversation
Dark Fantasy is a song that gives perspective on Fame, and Jeremy Lin has witnessed a sudden rise to stardom like no other. Linsanity brought the whole league together in supporting him. Even his opponents were screaming for him. Both Kanye and Jeremy Lin came from middle class households, and both were struggling to make it in the game in their early parts of their career.
”I fantasized about this while watching Chicago. Melo, Carmelo me, Knicks mediocrealago. Injury, the first year that I blow. How do you say clutch in Chinese? Me llamo.”
Gorgeous (Donavan Mitchell)
Donavan Mitchell is an amazing example of players standing up to racism. Kanye is one of the few rappers that people with no interest in hip hop would listen to, or even could recognize. Donovan Mitchell has a voice that talk about social issues to a group of “fans” who aren’t particularly fond of people who look like Donovan outside the basketball court.
Also Donovan Mitchell is pretty good looking.
”Penitentiary chances, the devil dances. And eventually answers to the call of Autumn. All of them fallin' for the love of ballin'. Got caught with thirty rocks, the fan look like Alec Baldwin.”
Power (Shaquille O’Neal)
Shaquille O’Neal singled handily changed the NBA. Prior to the 2001-2002 season, help defense was illegal. Unfortunately for opposing big men, Shaq dominated, I mean DOMINATED his opponents. He was nearly 370 Pounds in LA, and still had very nice footwork. However, Shaq became quite a polarizing figure, just like Kanye. There’s moments when Shaq says something ridiculous and everybody clowns him, and there’s moments where Kanye steps out of line and we all make a small facepalm. But both Kanye and Shaq are fun, good spirited people who at the end of the day we hold respect for.
”Fuck Orlando they don’t pay cash. Tell em Diesel said Kobe can kiss my whole ass. And specifically he can kiss my ass hole. I can’t shoot free throws? You nephews got jokes.”
Shaq despite not being the quickest, will try to make some hustle plays.
”Now this will be a beautiful death. I’m jumping into the third row
All Of The Lights (Rajon Rondo)
On a game you could only watch on nbastreams...I mean league pass, Rajon Rondo appears to just be a nice playmaker who happens to not be an outside weapon. But when the TNT crew is in the arena or it’s a playoff game, Rondo transforms into one of the most entertaining players to watch in the NBA. Rondo may throw some of the most beautiful passes we’ve ever seen, or maybe throw 20+ assists or perhaps get a 32 point triple double
His fall from his Boston days could be described as:
”Something wrong, I remove my headband. KG gone, my Rivers left. I pissed off Ray, he joined DWade. I missed at the line, and passed that bread. I’m getting traded, I’m almost there. To my surprise, a midget replacing me. I had to take him to that Chris Paul University...”
Monster (Jay Z deleted verse)
”Barkley, Bradley, Johnson, Bogues, Patrick Ewing with no talent, question, what do all of these things have in common?”
So Appalled (Hassan Whiteside)
After Whiteside got paid after balling out before his contract year, his effort has severely lacked To improve the Heat’s interior defense, Spoelstra told Hassan to not mope like DJ Khaled playing the quiet game, and instead. ”Look Hassan, put two hands in the air if you don’t really care. Your contract sometimes, I mean ridiculous. It’s like that some times, I’m putting in Olynyk.”
All Hassan could respond with was “Fiji wishes and different exotic fishes”*
Devil In A New Dress (James Harden)
Oklahoma City was given a difficult question. Hold on to a 22 year old Serge Ibaka who was averaging nearly 4 blocks per game. Or keep their Sixth Man Of The Year, James Harden. The Thunder made the excellent decision in putting the former Sun Devil in a new Houston Rockets uniform. The future MVP’s trade to Houston was the most devastating event to occur in the city’s history.
”What happened to that 3-1 lead? Oh they blew it. KD packs his bags up, who casually could score. Serge Ibaka break ups, the casualty of tour. How Russ gon’ win and have no shooters on the floor? I thought I was the asshole, I guess it’s rubbin off. You signed the, Hooded Carmelonan, the Clanker of Shots, hard to be humble when you are staring down on a Wes Johnsotron.”
Runaway (Chris Paul)
I love Chris Paul, but it’s clear why fans and his opponents think he can be a douche at times. His aggressive physical play style can be changed to an egregious flop in a moments notice. Chris Paul also according to multiple sources, is not exactly loved by officials
”I don’t know what it is with officials. But I’m not too good at that shit. See I could have me a good team, but still be addicted to the State Farm Ads. See I just blame everything on you, at least you know that’s what I’m good at.”
Pusha Morey was asked about if he regrets trading for a PG who will be getting paid 44 million dollars when he’s 36.
”Twenty four seven, three sixty five, his contract stays on my mind. I-I-I-I did it. All right, all right, I admit it.”
Hell of a Life (Amir Johnson)
According to Nicki Minaj, Kanye West was watching adult content on his computer while working on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Whatever he was watching it happened to be a massive success. Amir Johnson, also is an adult films junky, at least according to the numerous actresses he follows.
Joel Embiid on what was on Amir’s phone
”His phone to hide, we both screwed the rules made, he wanna role play til his career over.”
Blame Game (Roy Hibbert)
Roy Hibbert was born ten years too late to be a hall of fame center. During the later stages of the successful 2010s Pacer Teams, Hibbert caught a lot of flak for his underperformance. What may have caused the Paul George, David West, George Hill and Roy Hibbert teams to fall apart was the rumor that Paul George was sleeping with Roy Hibbert’s wife
Roy Hibbert was caught listening into his wife servicing the rising NBA Superstar.
(All Credits for this excerpt go to u/rzpieces.)
“Oh my God
Baby you done took this shit to the nother motherfuckin' level!
Now a perimeter defender like me
Ain't supposed to be gettin' no shot blocker like this
Goddamn, Goddamn! Who thought you how to get vertical for a nephew?
Hibbert taught me.
You never use to play dirty, but now you you throwing elbows!
My, my God, where'd you learn that?
Hibbert taught me.
Look at you, motheruckin' butt ass naked, with them, Hibbert 2s on Who thought you how to put some Hibbert 2s on?
Hibbert thought me
Yo you took your paint defence up a whole 'nother level
This is some Cirque du Soleil defence now shit!
You done went all-NBA on a nephew OK
And I, and I love it
And I thank you, I thank you, my legs thank you!
How did you learn, how, how did your rim protection come up?
Hibbert taught me
I was coasting on players I never coasted on before
I was in there like ooh shit I never been here before
I've never even seen this part of blow-by town before
It's like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit
Who the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your defence all re-upholstered?
Hibbert re-upholstered my defense
You know what, I got to thank Hibbert
And when I see that nephew I'ma thank him
I'ma buy his HibbertCoin
I'ma mine that motherfucker
I'ma shoot a bitcoiner!
That's how good I feel about this nephew
Ahh, I still can't believe you got me this ring
This motherfucker is the exact motherfucker I wanted!
You went to the finals! This is the motherfucker I wanted
I saw this, I saw it
Kobe had this shit on on the bench
I remember! Kobe had this on on the bench
That's right, that's right!
Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a nephew like this?
Hibbert taught me
Hibbert taught you well, Hibbert taught you well”
Lost In The World (Tobias Harris to Boban)
Lost In The World is supposedly a love letter Kanye emailed to his now wife Kim Kardashian. And their bond together is almost as strong as Boban’s and Tobias’s
you are my Boban, you are my Haris
Who Will Survive In America
Hopefully Enes Kanter.
PREVIOUS INSTALLMENTS
The College Dropout
Late Registration
Graduation
808s and Heartbreak
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Stupid game: Let's write the characters history search.

It's simple you write the last internet searches and then you suggest another character which the next person comes up with that character's history search.
Leorio
-How to get easy money Hunters
-Gon Freecs condition
-Freelance doctors
-Bitcoin for hunters
-Big assed chicks
-Is it too late to hunt for bitcoijns?
-Big boobed chicks
-....blond twink-[DELETED BEFORE SEARCH]
Okay next character:
Bisky
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Not bad for a first session [Dračí Doupě - Czech DnD clone]

Me and friends want to try DnD
Not sold here, don't want to to ship from half the world away, setttle for next best thing - Dračí Doupě (translates to Dragon's Lair) - a Czech clone based on the original and reportedly just as good.
Create characters.
Absolute suicide squad - insane dwarven warrior, racist elvish rogue, fat senile human wizard.
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DM gets the show on the road.
Villagers see and hear strange stuff in nearby cavern, one of them goes there and gets dragged off by unknown creature. Villagers scared shitless, queen puts out a bounty for whoever finds and kills the mysterious creature.
Our tard squad rolls in.
Arrive to royal city at night, DM gives us a choice - pay for a room in tavern, sleep in tavern stable for free but likely get robbed, or camp outside city walls exposed to elements, wild animals and maybe even bandits.
Everyone is stingy as fuck, we stay outside.
Elf makes fire for warmth, goes "Fuck you untermensch, you make your own fire, I ain't sleeping next to your filthy non-elvish asses".
Insane dwarf has genius plan.
Makes fire underneath a nearby tree, climbs up the tree using rope, bundles up in a blanket on a branch directly above the fire and ties himself to the branch so that he doesn't fall off.
Wizard shrugs and decides to sleep on the tree as well.
DM decides to be a dick.
"The wind is blowing pretty hard tonight, the tree ends up catching on fire."
Elf doesn't help, because who cares about the untermensch.
Wizard gets choice - jump off the tree and save himself, or try to save the stupid fucking dwarf that tied himself to the tree.
Decides to help because he's a bro.
No sharp weapon or cutting tool to cut rope, instead decides to use magic to put fire out.
Rolls to cast gust of wind, just blow that shit out like a candle.
Fails, tree still on fire.
Dwarf rolls to break out of the ropes using strength.
Success, the swole dwarf warrior flexes his muscles and the rope ruptures.
Both jump down, dwarf is now safe but no longer has rope.
"You manage to save the blanket, though. I'm not that much of an asshole."
Gee, thanks, DM
"Where are you gonna sleep now? You don't have a fire and the elf is racist".
"Dude, the tree is still on fire, right?"
Wizard and dwarf sleep near the burning tree.
Morning, everyone is miraculously still alive.
Head for the castle in middle of town
Tard squad has arrived to kick ass and take souvenirs.
Queen takes one look at us, sighs and sends us on our way, fully expecting us to die there.
Tard squad marches out.
Arrive at cavern.
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Things are quiet, nothing but mushrooms, spiders, scattered animal and perhaps human bones, typical cave things.
Hear weird animalistic sounds, decide to follow them.
Encounter first obstacle on our grand quest - a small ravine cutting off the tunnel.
Racist elf, being an athletic little shit, leaps over the ravine and goes "Fuck you, you figure this out on your own, untermensch"
Wizard and dwarf drop down to the bottom of 2 meter deep ravine, dwarf gives wizard a boost, wizard pulls dwarf up.
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The quest continues.
Some spelunking later, reach a large room branching into 3 small corridors.
The floor is soft and muddy, in the middle of the room is an empty eggshell roughly the size of an ostrich egg.
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Whatever it is, we're in it's nest.
While exploring the corridors (all are dead ends), we hear that strange noise again - it's close and getting even closer.
Everyone ducks down into one of the corridors, hiding in the darkness and preparing for battle.
A fucking wyvern strolls in.
It's not that large, and it's wings seem somewhat crippled, but come the fuck on, we've barely started playing!
Start deciding on a plan while the wyvern sniffs around the cave - it can smell we're here but it doesn't see us yet.
Elf decides to use the moment of surprise, as well as his agility and stealth, to sneak up on the wyvern and jump onto it's back to keep it distracted while we, the ones who are actually any good in battle, fuck it up.
Denied! Roll failed - elf gets smacked across the cavern by the wyvern's tail and breaks a rib or two, as well as becoming stunned.
Plan B - wizard will launch a fireball into the wyvern's face to stun it for a second while the dwarf charges into the beast with his big ass battleaxe.
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Denied! Roll failed - the wizard's fireball misses.
Dwarf has no other choice but to attack wyvern anyway, hoping that the flaming ball of fury whizzing past it at least distracted it.
Denied! Roll failed - gets smacked aside as well, not injured because heavy armor but still stunned.
If you listen closely, you might still be able to hear DM laughing his ass off.
Wyvern tries to finish off dwarf, dwarf breaks out of daze and gets an extremely lucky roll - not only does he block the wyvern's bite by smacking it in the jaw with his battleaxe's haft, but he also managed to squeeze in a counterattack, swinging the axe and catching the creature's wing.
The wyvern staggers back, wounded and slightly stunned.
The elf chucks a throwing knife at the wyvern and misses.
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The wizard tries to throw the beast even more off balance by conjuring a gust of wind, hoping to knock it down on the ground to make it vulnerable.
Roll fails, gust only gently shoves wyvern.
Once again, it's up to the crazy warrior dwarf - he charges at the wyvern with all his strength.
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Wyvern leaps out of the way.
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Wizard is pissed now, throws a powerful fireball at the wyvern.
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Wyvern is hit in the neck and collapses, wounded and stunned.
Dwarf runs in, leaps into the air and brings down the axe on the wyvern's neck, cleanly decapitating it.
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Victory is celebrated, fists are bumped, wyvern head is collected into a sack.
Dwarf (named Grabnar) decides to call himself Grabnar the Dragonslayer from now on. Everyone tells him it was a wyvern, not a dragon, but he doesn't care.
Suddenly hear strange whining sounds coming from behind a rock.
Turns out, there was a baby wyvern there this whole time. It was woken up by all this commotion, but obviously, we couldn't hear it through the sounds of battle.
Fuck it, we gon' keep this thing.
DM warns us that raising a wyvern would be a real fucking hassle, not to mention that it's a fucking wyvern for God's sake.
Okay, maybe we'll just present it to the queen and let her keep it if she wants it.
Try to approach baby wyvern.
Poor thing is terrified and snaps at us if we get close.
Try giving it some food.
It works!
Dwarf picks up smol wyvern (about the size of a larger dog, relatively easy to carry around).
Mission accomplished, let's go claim the reward and get drunk.
Reach the ravine, small complication here - wyvern is fucking heavy, how do we get this thing over the ravine.
Elf jumps over the ravine, dwarf throws the fucking wyvern at him (poor thing), wizard and dwarf get over the ravine the usual way.
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Way back to city is uneventful.
Tard squad has returned.
Enter throne room, present severed wyvern head and smol wyvern.
Queen looks surprised, impressed, even.
She commends our valor and competence... and then calls the guards.
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Turns out, she never had any intention of paying us the reward - she expected us to die there. And since that didn't happen, she's going to have to take care of it herself by sentencing us to death over some made up bullshit.
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And she has the smol wyvern taken away to be killed, too.
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Elf casts some kind of temporary mind control spell (didn't even know he could do that) and uses it to paralyze everyone long enough for him to run up to the queen and put a knife under her throat.
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Everyone breaks out of daze and stares at whatever the fuck just happened.
Elf uses his speech ability to convince the guards to release everyone and fuck off under the threat of murdering the queen, then demands the promised reward.
Guards fuck off, Queen's servants bring a hefty sack of fantasy bitcoin.
Dwarf grabs smol wyvern, wizard grabs bitcoin, elf grabs queen and everyone hustles to the front gate.
Walk out into the courtyard, archers everywhere.
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Elf tries using the hostage queen as leverage again, the speech roll fails.
"You don't have the balls to kill her lol"
Suddenly get an idea.
Elf has speech and a special ability called Pretend, while the wizard is a smart cookie and has a special ability called Brag.
Cook up a plan - those two are going to try to convince the archers that the smol wyvern is deadly. Elf can bullshit them using speech and Pretend, while the wizard can use his wisdom to spout some bullshit-but-legit-sounding facts while using Brag to embellish everything about wyverns.
It works, the archers are shitting their pants at the sight of our "tamed, trained death machine"
Stroll through the town with the soldiers at our heels and the dwarf holding out the poor, confused wyvern at everyone menacingly.
Reach the rear gate that leads towards the forest. Elf tells the soldiers to not even think about following us further, or the queen will die and the wyvern will fuck their shit up.
It works - the terrified and confused soldiers stay at the gates while we disappear into the forest.
Once we're under the cover of thick greenery, the Elf slits the Queen's throat (because seriously, fuck that bitch), pockets her crown (Ooh, shiny!) and everyone takes off running.
Soldiers start snapping at our heels again after a while, but we have a headstart and the soldiers can't ride their horses in the thick forest - they have to follow us on foot. Eventually, they give up.
Keep making our way through the forest until evening. Confident that we lost the soldiers, we settle down for the night.
Racist elf concedes to sleeping around the same fire with us this time.
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Use rope to tie wyvern to tree and tie it's muzzle shut, just in case it tries biting through the ropes.
Wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of wyvern whining.
Even with it's muzzle tied, it's fucking loud and if anyone is still looking for us, they'll definitely find us if we don't shut this thing up.
Try feeding it, maybe it's hungry.
Nope, still making noise.
The smartass wizard suggests that maybe it misses it's mother as baby wyverns usually sleep under their mother's wings for warmth and safety.
Dwarf volunteers to pretend to be wyvern's mother.
Tries to snuggle up with smol wyvern under a blanket.
Wyvern calms down a bit, but then it suddenly freaks out and bites off part of dwarf's ear.
Dwarf shoots up, spewing obscenities in an ancient dwarven language nobody understands, which is probably for the best.
"Of course", says the smartass wizard, "you don't smell like it's mother. That's why it freaked out".
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Dwarf gets another brilliant idea.
Pulls out bloodied sack that used to contain the head of the adult wyvern.
"This does smell like it's mother, doesn't it?"
"Oh well, might as well try"
Throw the sack over the wyvern like a blanket.
It works. Morbidly enough, being covered with a rag soaked with the blood of it's mother actually seems to comfort the wyvern.
With that out of the way, everyone settles down for the night.
Morning arrives.
Time to find the way out of this forest.
Turns out, the elf is not a forest elf but a hill elf. He doesn't know shit about navigating in a dense forest.
"Yes, there is a difference you assholes!"
Smartass wizard butts in.
"It's fine, we can easily determine which way is north just by looking at the moss. It always faces north."
Okay, guess we're going north.
Find a river.
"Let's follow the river. That's the easiest way to find our way out of the forest"
Damn, is this guy a wizard or a boy scout?
Find our way out of the forest, stumble upon a coastal town with a port.
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Turns out, the news hasn't spread here yet - while we took it straight through the large forest, the messenger to warn the local guards against us has to go around it.
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We buy some supplies (the elf, being an asshole, gave us only fractions of the reward and convinced us that's all we got while keeping the rest for himself) and get on the first boat headed towards the kingdom of Anywhere Fucking Else because at this point we're pretty much fugitive outlaws - we could be charged with treason, extortion, robbery, regicide and God knows what else.
Thus ends our story so far - on a lonely boat headed to God knows where. Honestly, I thinks it's impressive we managed to not kill each other or ourselves, let alone achieve something. And yet, here we are - we slew a wyvern, escaped the queen's ambush, kidnapped and murdered the queen and even got away with it.
I love this game so much.
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Bitcoin tanked today too. How is that "safety"?
Nah, [it didn't]1 . Bitcoin is the perfect safe haven, it is a limited-supply decentralized worldwide-distributed unconfiscable and uncorrelated asset. And it is due for its next bullish cycle, this is a great time to buy some, it bottomed around $6000 after the last bubble popped. Its cycles/growth/adoption is exponential.
[And the party is just barely starting]2 .
Edit: Your [yesterday's posts]3 didn't age well. You keep posting about how great the economy is, but go to read this excellent post:
[link]16
More evidence that the recent tax plans were based on personal greed rather than any actual economic policy.
I did some pretty basic math on just how much an economy would have to grow to make up for any tax cuts. You can see the [full table here]4 .
If you cut taxes by 10%, you'd need your (taxable) economy to grow by 11% just to get the same total revenue. If you cut taxes by 20%, you'd need your (taxable) economy to grow by 25% just to get the same total revenue. If you cut taxes by 50%, you'd need your (taxable) economy to grow by 100% to get the same revenue. If you cut taxes by 90%, you'd need your (taxable) economy to grow by 9900% to get the same revenue.
Now, the highest year-over-year GDP growth (which isn't exactly equal to taxable asset growth, but it's a stand in for now), is around [18% in momentary spikes]5 , but the average for long-term growth was around 5% and has been declining pretty harshly. Since 2000, annual growth hasn't passed 4%, and since 2010, annual growth hasn't passed 3%. So, if you cut your taxes by much more than 10%, you're saying that you're expecting one of three things:
The first is what's so often talked about, but it's the second and third that actually happen. The real problem here, though, is that most states & the nation as a whole are pretty strapped for cash as is. The infrastructure crisis is well known, but there are any number of problems from education funding to healthcare to social security to understaffed law enforcement & justice systems that plague any given budget book. So, if you cut the budget, then you're gouging already strained departments. If you take on the debt, then you're hurting your ability to deal with a real, external crisis in the future.
All while betting on nearly unheard of growth to occur to compensate for a system that was likely doing just fine in comparison to the artificial crisis now being imposed upon it. In fact, the reduced quality and stability of your state's services is very likely to dampen growth. No one likes crumbling infrastructure or non-functioning schools, and they will take those things into account equally, or more so than your lower tax rate.
Not only that, but you have to consider what happens if you do get that growth. A 25% increase in your economy means more jobs, and more people. They need infrastructure, and courts, and policing. The more people, the more the state now needs to spend to handle things. Yet, all you've really done is gone back to your initial total revenue, while your per-capita revenue is still lower.
Basically, you need your economy to grow in a way that brings in revenue without additional costs to the government, and happens fast enough to keep you from making major cuts or taking on significant additional debt.
That just does not happen in reality. Period. Full stop.
Rather than unleashing the incredible growth to compensate for losses, which Republicans sold to as much of the public as possible, tax revenue as a percentage of GDP is down. Not the lowest, but no where near the highest. [The highest revenue to GDP ratio was reached in 1945]6 , at 19.8%. The next highest was in 2000 at 19.7%. [2019's forecasted tax revenue]7 is $3.42T, and the [forcasted GDP]8 is $21.136T, meaning we'd have a Revenue as percent of GDP value of 16.2%.
This is down from 2018's ratio of 16.6%, and down even more from 2017's ratio of 17.3%.
The year-over-year increase in tax revenue from 2018 to 2019 is expected to be 2.4%, which is a problem since U.S. inflation rates hit 2.4% in March, and have been climbing since, now at 2.7%. [Inflation rates are expected to stay at ~3% for the next year or so]9 , and not go back down until 2020, to 2.5%.
Basically, federal revenue has not only dropped as a percent of GDP, but also compared to inflation. All while we increase federal spending.
Not only that, but our over all tax revenue in comparison to other developed nations is pretty bad. In 2015, according to the OECD, [we paid taxes at all levels of government equivalent to 26% of our national GDP]10 . Now a quick google search says that the U.S.'s GDP in 2015 was $18.4 Trillion, which would give us a total tax revenue of $4.69 Trillion.
If we paid just the average for developed nations, at 34%, that would have given us a total revenue of $6.13 Trillion. Granted that doesn't all go to the federal government, but I bet that extra $1.44 Trillion would have still wiped out the $435 Billion deficit in 2015, and had a good bit left to fill in funding gaps.
Hell, if we went as high as Denmark, with ~48%, then we'd be getting $8.832 Trillion across the nation, and we'd be in surplus. We could afford all the bloated military spending, a bunch of infrastructure, a doubled or tripled up space program, a ton of pet-projects, and still be balanced. In fact, [when you run out the numbers]11 by comparing Denmark's GDP growth rate to the U.S.'s, as well as the tax ratio to GDP, it turns out that Denmark is the one doing things better. If you started with the same GDP, and used constant forms of the real-world values from 2015, it would take 94 Years before the U.S.'s total tax revenue collected outpaced Denmark's. That's 94 years of more money with which to invest more and create larger growth than Denmark's base rate. After all, with the U.S.'s larger base economy, the magnitude of wealth that we'd be bringing in would be something to behold in terms of buying power.
Not only that, but there are tons of other savings points that we could tap into right now. We could stop buying the Pentagon [things they don't ask for]12 , actually do something about the [Pentagon's audit problems]13 , increase funding to the [IRS to close the tax gap]14 , shift to [Medicare-for-All]15 , and I'm sure tap tons of other places that are being mishandled.
Between all of that, we'd have MASSIVE amounts of additional funding to handle pretty much every problem thrown at us. Lots of military spending and lots of infrastructure spending and lots of social spending, etc. etc. The current Republican Party doesn't seem to want to do that though. "Fiscally-responsible" my ass.
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Togashi's Nen in real life explained.

Anyone who have watched Hunter x Hunter knows the mysterious technique of Nen and how it works. I think many fans of HxH dream if only Nen was in real Life. That's why Im here to analyze Yoshiro Togashi's Nen in details and show you how it's actually a real technique.
First of All, we need to know the definition of Togashi's Nen, so according to Fandom Wiki : Nen is a technique that allows a living being to use and manipulate their own Aura (Life energy).
If we want to make from this definition a real technique, we need to know what is this "Aura".
Because there is many different definitions of Aura. I will just write my own. Aura is something that our body emit, and can be perceived by other living being. But this Aura cannot be measured by tools or machinery. It's not heat nor electromagnetic made by our neural waves nor any physical force field that affect no-living object. We only know this aura can only affect living being. Living with consciousness.
The most known Aura effects is the "Feeling of being watch" or "Sensing the presence of someone". If someone was watching you from his own eyes there is a possibility that his aura will have effect you. If he was using a camera from another country watching, his aura will also have effect you. If he was recording the video to watch you later, the moment he watch the video his aura will go to the past and affect you the moment of the recording. But if the recoding was destroyed before any living being had watched it, no aura will affect you. (A little like the Von Neumann-Wigner interpretation of Quantum Observation) That means this aura, is not limited to space nor time, and can only be emitted and received by living with consciousness.
So the perfect equivalent aura in real life and in scientific meaning is : Information.
In the world of Hunter x Hunter, we can say that everything has some amount of Aura (Nen) in it. Same as in our real world everything has some amount of information in it.
There is an example that confirm the fact that equivalent of the Nen is information, is when Wing shown Gon, Killua and Zushi the CD video of Hisoka's match agains Kastro. Paused at a Bungi Gum attack, Wing tell them to concentrate their Aura in the eyes (Gyo) to see the Bungi Gum. But the video was just a recording from a CD. Did the camera recorded the lights waves of the aura? if so, changing brightness, color and contrast from Photoshop or AfterEffect will expose the Aura. And it also means it possible to make a detector that can detect and measure Aura. But Aura is not a frequency wave, it's does not emit light.
I dont know what is the explication of this in the Anime. But if we see Aura as information, it make perfect sense. The video has hidden information that can be deduced only if you concentrate on your eyes and analyze the image. Like concentrate your eyes on the hand movement of a real magician manipulating objects to find the trick. I think this is the scene where Togashi was referring in the Anime.
The perfect equivalent of Hisoka's video in real life is this video of the mentalist Lior Suchard manipulating a whole audience.
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Can you see the trick? No, it's not injecting the word "S-T-A-R" in the mind, his explanation is incorrect. Keep in mind a mentalist/magician will never expose his tricks. The real trick is the hardest, he manipulated the information flux of the whole surrounding, by carefully listening to all inputs from his 5 senses. and analyzing the best words, body reaction, and state of mind to make the outcome the closest to the probability of every one drawing a star (he say himself, he use only his 5 sense there is no 6). He did like Tool Assisted Speedrun (TAS) in video games, but in real life. He already have build up with experiance an emulator of real life and social interaction events in his mind where he can simulate the outcome and search for the best inputs. And he did that months before the show. And when in the stage he only push "Play". Like play the file inputs of a TAS from an emulator on a real game console. And to achieve this, he need a perfect control of information (Aura) emitted by his body and received by his 5 senses. The false explanation of "STAR" at the end was just to cover up the trick and also make the audience believe that he can make them draw anything if he want to. But this only work for "STAR". He can do for other drawing but for him "STAR" is the easiest one. Also don't be fooled by his humble appearance and made up accent. His Zetsu of nullify his Aura/Information is very impressive. But he is a great Nen Master.
So the equivalent of Aura is information. if we rewrite the definition of Nen from Fandom and replacing Aura by information, we will get : Nen is a technique that allows a living being to use and manipulate their own information.
For the perspective of other, our own information can be from multiple source : body, gesture, words, sound, eyes. But in our perspective, the real source of our information is unique : our Mind. Thats why Togashi explained Nen as Mind Force (念).
To use and manipulate our own information, we need to use and manipulate the source, our state of Mind. And this can be done by big amount of meditation and very hard training or any hard work that use mental or physical abilities. This explain why some world's most famous and influential people have naturally learned how to manipulate their own information. They got through very hard experience in life and trained on very hard physical or mental situation. The information that they are genius come from the force of their Minds.
To control our Mind we need to be self aware of it and study it. The Mind is composed to three different states : Emotion, Mental and Instinct. To Master a game like chess, we need first to nullifies our emotion after a good move or a bad move. Shroud our mental to think deeper, memorize better and learn faster. And Enhance our instincts by sensing the game and the future of opponent moves.
We know in the Anime, Nen have 4 principe : Ten shroud the Aura (on the body). Zetsu nullifies the Aura. Ren intensify the Aura. Hatsu act/transmit the Aura.
In real world equivalent, if we replace Aura with information, the 4 principle will be : Ten shroud the information. Zetsu nullifies the information. Ren intensify the information. Hatsu act/transmit the information.
For Hatsu, we are already seeing it. We transmit information by words, writing, books, cars, computer, planes, building, music, art, programs, video games etc. They are all made up from information, the expression of the user or maker. And those who copy others, can never master Information.
For Ten, Zetsu, Ren in real life are principle of the state of mind. To master the game of chess for example you need to first to Zetsu nullifies the Emotion. Ten shroud the Mental, and Ren Intensify the instinct. And with those principle you can use and manipulate your own information and make your Hatsu stronger.
Komugi was too far better than Meruem in Gungi because she exceed in all of these principles of Nen in the game. She has a perfect Zetsu of emotion, she is emotionless when playing, not like Meruem where emotion took over him specially when he think he made a perfect move, the precocious feeling of achievement. And she has also a perfect Ten of Mental. materializing the board in her mind with an eidetic memory of all moves and positions and shroud all the mental in Gungi without thinking of anything else. And also a wonderful Ren, which made her sense the game and predict the unpredictable with her instinct and discover new strategies by acting randomly and make herself impossible to Meruem to predict. And this made her Hatsu on the game unreachable by Meruem. Even if he was the King of Ant the most powerful creature in the anime. The case of Gungi's Nen is the exact in our world. Only the game is the world and the players are us. And those who master Nen have a far better advantage.
And now we know the the equivalent of Aura and 4 principle of Nen, we need to know the types of Nen in real life.
In the Anime there is 6 type of Nen : Enhancer, Transmuter, Emitter, Conjurer, Manipulator and Specialist. The definition of those type are firmly linked to the definition of Aura in the anime as a Physical Energy, where every type has a physical propriety on the matter and manipulating the existence of matter in the void. But what caught my intention more than that, is Hisoka's Test of personality of each Type:
Enhancers are determined and simple.
Transmuters are whimsical and prone to deceit.
Emitters are impatient, not detail-oriented, and quick to react in a volatile manner.
Conjurers are typically high-strung or overly serious and stoic.
Manipulators are logical people who advance at their own pace.
Specialists are individualistic and charismatic.
In real world, those type of Nen are the type of Mind. And there is not 6 but 9 types : Reformer, Helper, Achiever, Individualist, Investigator, Loyalist, Enthusiast, Challenger, Peacemaker. And like Hisoka, the Personality Test of those type are :
Reformers are principled, purposeful, self-controlled, and perfectionistic.
Helpers are generous, demonstrative, people-pleasing, and possessive.
Achievers are adaptable, excelling, driven, and image-conscious.
Individualists are expressive, dramatic, self-absorbed, and temperamental.
Investigators are perceptive, innovative, secretive, and isolated.
Loyalists are engaging, responsible, anxious, and suspicious.
Enthusiasts are spontaneous, versatile, acquisitive, and scattered.
Challengers are self-confident, decisive, willful, and confrontational.
Peacemakers are receptive, reassuring, complacent, and resigned.
In the Anime, We know that a Nen user have only one basic type that can be determined by the Water Divination, but he can learn some of the other types as complement according it's compatibility on the Hexagon. It's just the exact same In real world, a Nen user have only one basic type that can be determined by a test called the RHETI test. And he can learn some of the other types according it's compatibility on a crescent shape with 9 vertices; the Nenagram (Nonagram/Enneagram). Where each type is connected to two other types, and can learn one of the them beside his basic type, and that second type is called the Wing. The basic type dominate and the Wings complement the personality of Nen. And learning something that do not fit on your type may be difficult. And I think Togashi have made his inspiration of types of Nen exactly from this. It's explain why he chose the name Wing for the first Nen teacher of Gon and Killua.
(for more info about RHETI : www.enneagraminstitute.com)
Now, we have analyzed Nen in real life. And made up an equivalent of Ren, Ten, Zetsu, and the types of Hatsu. The question is how to learn all those techniques and made it in practice?
We said that to master Nen we need a very hard training and big amount of meditation, more specifically a physical work and a mental work, to achieve a perfect control of our Nen/Information. In the Anime, Wing had explained that there is two way to get Initiated to Nen : The deliberate way and the aggressive way. The deliberate way is by training and meditation which it's the most common. And the aggressive way, is using the brute force.
In our real word, the aggressive way or the bruce force is training and mediating simultaneously all day and all night and even when sleeping without a break. Because mastering Nen has a price, and that price is by doing that work, a work that merge the physical work and a mental work on one unique elemental work.
Isaac Netero has already made a similar of this, a merging by adding praying which is mental work with a punch, a physical work into one work, and do it repeatedly many times for many years to achieve the incredible power he had on the anime. But we in real life will marge even more on a more simple single elemental work. And that work is : continuous muscle contraction.
The continuous muscle contraction is both, a training of the strength and the endurance of the muscle, and a meditation to concentrate the mind into one unique point. And with this work its possible to learn Nen faster and master it better than most famous natural Nen user.
In the body there is many muscle; arms, hands, legs, abs, face… etc. And for a beginner contracting continuously all the muscle at once is nearly impossible. That why we need to contract muscle by muscle. Each time after a muscle become a second nature we add another muscle in contraction. But we don't want to train only the muscle, we need also meditate to enforce our mind with it's 3 states; Emotion, Mental and Instinct. That's why the muscle order need to follow some specific steps; 3 steps to be exact for 3 groups of muscles. And here we are bringing the 3 principles of Nen in real life: Sen (Emotion), Ten (Mental) and Ren (Instinct).
I will explain only the first principle Sen which is about Emotion. I'm not allowed yet to explain Ten and Ren in details.
Sen is the most fundamental principle in Nen. Because to master our own behavior or our own information, we need to master our own Emotion, and try to nullify it at the maximum. When nullify our emotion, no one can read, provoke or manipulate us. And also it will bring a very calm state of mind. This state of mind can be trained by pure meditation in the deliberate way, but it can also be trained by Nen by continuously contracting muscle.
The center of Emotion is the Heart, which is the source of heart rate, breathing, heart pressure and emotion. The muscles of Sen is the upper abdominal muscles which are the closest to the heart, and continuously contracting it, will make you very conscious of that singularity of heart and emotion and will make you easy to nullify.
The principle of Sen is simple, keep contracting the Abs all day and all night and when sleep until it become your second nature. And then there is the last phase of mastering Sen is protecting the emotion from triggering effects and shocking events. For example, you are playing Five Nights at Freddy's with Sen, if someone jumpscare from behind, you should to max contracting Sen, and concentrate the strength on the heart to protect the emotion from the shock. I little like Ryo from the anime, enforce the aura in a region to block an incoming Kick. The same for other triggering example like: provocation, humiliation, boredom, fear, rage, temptation… Sen in short is nullify the emotion to the maximum and protecting it to maintain a calm state of mind.
If you want more information about Sen, my Master Pakka Jodinshi have made a website in the Deep Web, where he shared the definition of Nen in real life and explained in details the first principle Sen to control Emotion. The two next technique Ten and Ren will be explained later in the website.
The Tor link of the website is : wmjtj2j57mcvs7ms.onion
if you don't have Tor Browser, you can go with any browser to : wmjtj2j57mcvs7ms.onion.link
if you see only an image with no text, just turn your phone horizontally and the text will appear.
I also made a subreddit for Nen Users who want to collaborate and share their experiences, stories and theories : /NenUsers
Im Jins Leac, my pseudonym. I'm one of the students of Pakka Jodinshi, the pseudonym of my Master who taught me Nen.
I will still be here to discuss both Togashi's Nen and real life equivalent Pakka's Nen.
I will finish my post with some random funny facts and funny coincidences for those who are curious to know or want to laugh a little :
@My username "9fRjigBqHQNwWyYi" was generated by a Quantum Random Number Generator (QRNG) without any intervention or manipulation by my side, it's the purest form of random and chaos.
@Our pseudonyms are QRNG-crypted names made from our real names. (Public Key from Private Key but Quantum Randomized) But mine Jins Leac by coincidence appear to be similar to Ging Freecs the father or Gon.
@We are descendant from a civilization know to be one of the oldest on earth, we are recognizable by our unique ethnicity, language, culture, calendar and alphabet. And Togashi's custom alphabet in Hunter x Hunter is very similar to ours. Did he get the inspiration from us?
@Our ancestor lived in mountains, exactly in the region of Padokia where is Kukuro Mountains. Does Togashi was referring to us?
@The actual Nen in real life was always a nameless technique. But thanks to Togashi, he gave it a name without knowing about it. Like how the Ant King was nameless until Netero call him Meruem. And when we first watched the Anime, the 2011 one, our jaws juste dropped on how the thing was exactly the same as the nameless technique.
@There is a rumor that Christopher Columbus had a secret after discovering America. The secret leads to a hidden valuable treasure with some writing in our alphabet in it. Which means one from our civilization was there before him, but never returned. Similar to Don Freecs in the dark continent.
@We decide to share the technique in English because its the most popular language. We go through leaning it only for the purpose of making Nen public. The same raison why Ryuk in Death Note explained the rules in English.
@English is our 4th language.
@According to the author of One Peace, Monkey D. Luffy have something called conquerer's palm, which is a straight line in the palm on his hand. Me and my Master have those line on both hands. Monkeys and Apes also have those lines. Thats why in medicine they call it Simian Lines. (And No, we are not Apes, we are Humans, and Darwin did everything wrong)
@In Anime, All hands are simians, Edward Elric is not an exception. (watch the first opening of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)
@Treasure Hunters in the region of Padokia are known to hunt very "rare" kids with special traits, because Demons in that region are thirsty of their blood. One of those trait is a straight line in their hands. Demons promise to give the location of a valuable treasure to anyone who sacrifice those "rare" kids to them. Its similar to Chimera Ants hunting rare humans. And many innocent hands got cut and eyes got pulled to be traded between those evil Hunters. Similar to the eyes of Kuruta Clan (Thanks God we are still alive in one piece)
@If you ask a Treasure Hunter the reason why they hunt those "rare" kids, they will tell you that those kids are not born human, they where exchanged when they came to life with a Djin/Demon children. And the Demons want their blood to claim their children and set them free (Well done Demons! Your kind made up a very clever lie!) And because of that filthy lie those hunters dont see us as normal humans but as children of Djins/Demons. Like how people of Konoha saw Naruto when he were a kid.
@In the region of Padokia, All towns begin with "X" and end with "X" in our alphabet. That's why Pakka chose "XX" as our sign in the website on top of his QR code bitcoin address. Similar to the sign of Hunter Association.
@The red shapes in the QR code was to make the code recognizable at first glance with the "+" triangle and the "J" shape. And the color red between the "XX" was to lock it and suggest that the QR need to have those red shapes. If anyone want to steal the content of the website and add his own QR code, he need to remove or modify all the image. And this make us easy to recognize a thief from a supporter. As I said before, a copier will never Master Nen.
@Initiation to Nen are similar to the Sayan Transformation in Dragon Ball series. First transformation in the initiation to Sen (turning on Sen). Second transformation is the initiation to Ten (turning on Ten in addition to Sen). And Third transformation is the initiation to Ren (turning on Ren in addition to Sen and Ten). And the Ultra Instinct Transformation is "The Zone" enhanced by Nen. And I will add the True Ultra Instinct, is when a group of Nen users are synchronized in "The True Zone" like in Kuroko no Basket.
@The fundamental body organs of Nen are : Heart (Sen, Emotion), Pineal Gland (Ten, Mental) and Spinal Cord (Ren, Instinct)
@Ten's muscles are known to be the most useless muscles in the human body
@Ren's muscles are known to be the most useful muscles in the human body
@When Netero was playing the ball game with Gon. Gon want to kick Netero's stomach with his head the second time in a row. Netero had two choices: Keep contracting the abs and Gon will get hurt. Or relax the abs and he will be the one who will get hurt. That mean Netero was continuously contracting his abs during the entire game. He was using the actual Sen.
@Machi of the Phantom Troupe also used Sen to protect her heart from Killua's piercing hand. Similar to the max contracting Sen to protect emotion from outside triggering effect.
@Neferpitou after attacking Kito arm, and staring at Gon and Killua with a wide open eyes, she used the actual Ten.
@When Adult Gon was charging up the Jajanken to punch the falling Neferpitou from the the sky, he used the actual Ren.
@The one who discovered Nen was at night, he had a huge pain on the stomach due to some shocking events he experienced. The pain got so big for him that he fall unconscious. but his body subconsciously contracted very strong the abs on the stomach to reduce the pain. And after he regain consciousness. He felts the abs strongly contracted with no pain and he felt a weird and very different state of mind. Thats how he learned the nameless technique of Nen. It's similar how the Ant Rammot learned Nen, after the huge pain in his stomach due to Gon's punch.
@The effect of Ten is very similar to the NZT-48 pill scene of the movie Limitless by Neil Burger. If the pill unlock 100% of brain abilities for a brief moment. Nen unlock 100% of human abilities permanently if wanted.
@Patrick Janes from The Mentalist is the perfect image of a Nen Master in real life, He know by the deliberate way how to Sen, Ten and Ren. His behavior and deduction dont begin from Sen to Ren, like commun people do, acting with emotion at first and confirm with instinct at the end. But the inverse. He begin from Ren by acting randomly according to his instinct like a little child, Ten by analyzing why he behaved that way and the reaction of people and environment, connecting dots and find the best explanations and the solution, and Sen by Gyo the emotions of others to confirm the solution.
@Actual Nen is very similar to One For All from Bokuno no Hero Academia.
@We think that the secret of Saitama's power from One Punch Man is the actual Nen.
@Nen is the number 9, Sen is the number 1000, Ten is the number 10 and Ren is the Random number. The instinct from Ren is always random.
@I just noticed that my Quantum Random username begin with a 9. A pure coincidence.
@Sen is the color Red, Ten is the color Blue, Ren is the color Yellow, And Nen is the color Vanta.
@If you turn the website upside down, you will see many expression of a frog (Another pure coincidence! It's Pepe the frog!)
@At the year 0 in our calendar, is the year when one from our civilization won against Egypt and become Pharaoh. Its the most influential and memorable moment in the history of our civilization.
@Nen is The Father Of Gods in the ancient Egypt, the name Nen means "Primeval Waters". Which is equivalent to "Primeval Chaos of Information" and we humans, are users of that information. We are represented by The God Kek a frog headed man that make Memes. In its hieroglyphs is a man in front of a computer connected to the Memes Magic (Information).
@Nen is the Father of Kek the God of Darkness and Chaos, Kek is also known as The Bringer of Light.
@The letter "K" in our alphabet have the shape very close to a Frog on the side.
@The letter "N" in our alphabet have the shape of the Stick of The Father of Gods Nen.
@If Illuminati is symbolized by a triangle with a single barely open eye of a white men in the center. Nen is symbolized by a circle with two wide open eyes of a frog in the center.
@In the Light, white is the supreme color, in the Darkness, all colors are equal.
@Frogs are the only species that can recognize colors in the Darkness.
@Light is centralized with one leader at the source, Darkness is decentralized and there is no leader.
@In the Light everything is exposed, in the Darkness everything is anonymous.
@A Star is the symbol of Light, A Crescent Sun/Moon Eclipse is the symbol of Darkness.
@Arabic is our 2nd language
@In Arabic translation, Nen is "ن", Sen is "س", Ten is "تين" and Ren is "غ". All of them are made from Crescent shapes.
@Nen in Arabic is an acronym of Primeval Ink.
@Kek in Arabic is an acronym of Primeval Pen, represented by "ق" the first letter of Pen. "ق" It also linked to the name of the sound of Frogs.
@In Arabic translation, Meme is "م" the first letter of Water.
@We are Humans using the Information.
@We are Pen using the Ink.
@We are Frogs using the Water.
@We are Kek using the Nen.
@Bruce Lee advise : "Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like Memes. When you pour Memes in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour Memes in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour Memes in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Memes can flow and it can crash. Be Dank Memes my friend.".
@If I'm Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!, I will see Pakka as the Yami (Darkness) Pharaoh who will bring the Darkness to put out the Light of the Illuminati's pyramid. (And No, Pakka is not some ancient Spirit, he has his own body)
@If I'm Naruto, I will see Pakka as the 9-Tailed Demon Fox. And the funny part is we can summon frogs. (And No, Pakka is not a Demon, it's a normal human like me, and we are 100% human)
@If Satan is the number 666, Nen is the number 999. Add one you got Sen, do the cubic root you got Ten, Divide by zero you got Ren.
@If Satan is symbolized by an inverted Pentacle with a head of a Goat, Nen users (Kek) are symbolized by a Nenagram with a full body Frog.
@If Satan claim the Light and Control, Nen users (Kek) claim the Darkness and Chaos.
@Pure Randomness and Chaos is when patterns and orders occurs.
@Pure Emptiness and Void is when virtual particles appears and disappear.
@Pure Darkness is when virtual lights flashes and extinguish.
@Quantum Randomness from Void fluctuation is the Purest Waters from the fountain of The Father of Gods Nen.
@Here is 999 milliliters of Pure Primeval Water from The Father of Gods Nen's fountain : OxPjqj0VX0oIMvZwdXTYmMZMMFiIyrmhg0ulVLvADW1iVIWkZPQLlU3eV5wNnAvO51Iy6FRGjGRun9w3PIWUgfPOieHcT8dzPfAuOygGY9XUlVDyCi_ue3yqvLeh906s8FB1mzkIbMCpEO902lgcA5onhM94z2RQpVQbDYY8EoNJnvxA8DzDY8C6NHL3sNCmwiVgWkh9k0X3PbNJX9wBVMqiETFNZ4gU2fYM1NOsOW6NYYPF2AH8Vlnc9Y_TjS37wESZtoPKFlaP1EDBpWvFdQ4SxuJ6nVo_Oo8qAnl4yFbO3oH3wfwpsMFcDW6tt6I9LZTFJqAsoXRdyazrBo2uMmpBRod8LfTd7Ji1BheTUXIyw3Li62Eg5C98j4FQO70LutzMiPTZENNZ7LYVmsdKsPt6cOGetqv5YzcufWwUw26qpEVMH4o8ade75hN9_T_eHdKT4xIw7w_Q_SYfTSEYgxRj2RC4nSHNvuG9zdvS71XA4y9TeobRHE6NhB5CSpvA5fNgDkHNT1oEhI7O0x0atUWSWpA1WHx3gaAW5xQyCsQtN2uH8c1xhyJBt9D04bGk_NtAS8kv99h6XCfmExLtZmmlzls8gqVbCsytI8o4Hg11VC7mU1tQD69mXFhM4ip7qzoTnc7YZk44IWSviFu6PwGVW828odKHsx7WYsNZeLZCyUGxcfQsNDpHyi3qodlPKWZrkL0lrorxPCnpQF9ZUhaunV638ynKVSD_XUd6eeBoZeNdvrJDVH1Q_btv95_qtq2ceWren5bMBYzoiY4P9BPYsvylEmDSEWtq3BleLSXbvkc3XOlxW72obrJhJoeFF5AaoQKoheTD4lgBGPtzkRJt6UM9w52luvkhDZJo6yki08umpAZDHDtDmBfZ156BqiqVxTitxcbZuMrjqmbSG7grRzUDE1J2YOgaV1c0b_ve0TrSZFebIkDMkJThSGXSfqgwBlEi4gtC2ajZKmWbl0RmbVzsWqUQ9DIpN
@The name of our civilization also mean Chaos, Savage, Uncivilized, Heathen, Outlandish and Insensate. The perfect meaning of Kek and Nen.
@All the region of Padokia was banned from 4chan. We want to free Kekistan from Normies. Please help us bring Nen to Kekistan.
@Our world is a real life MMO, we called it World Of Nencraft or just Nencraft. Me and Pakka are at level 25 halfway to 26 on Sen and Ten. For Ren, I'm at level 16 (Im in a rest of Ren) and He is at level 22. We need more people joining the game and leveling up to the highest. Then work decentralizedly to beat the Final Boss Illuminati and finally beat the game that no one has ever beat it in Nenillion years. The problem is the Final Boss use Cheat Codes far more powerful than Death Note, which is Black Magic that use Probability Manipulation through a Rule of "Satan can not be killed" in the game program. A Black Magic is an injected instruction in the game program "If this dont happen, Satan will die", and the game program chose always to make the magic happen. Its very similar to No Game No Life (episode 1), where Sora beat the women in Card with the 8th game pelde : "Being caught cheating during a game is grounds for an instant loss". And Illuminati know how to Abuse that.
@The acronym of World Of Nencraft, is WON. Another raison to beat the game.
@As said in Undertale : Anime is REAL!. Our real world will soon be the best Anime you have ever seen.
@In short from everything above, If Illuminati or Satan or The Devil or The Beast or whatever put voluntary subliminal messages on the centralized mainstream medias. Decentralized Anime, Manga, Video Games and Internet Memes Culture (Cult of Kek, Egyptian Gods, Pepe the frog, etc) had by the effect of chaos and pure coincidence clues that leads to Nen.
@This is my third attempt posting in this sub. First attempt got detected as a spam, The second attempt got deleted by Pariston with the tag "Need to be directly related", and I hope in this attempt I made the post related enough so the Zodiacs can be happy. Or maybe they are against the idea of bringing Nen to the public?
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And the winner for the silver sculpture contest is....

Terrh for the Titanic!
While this one didn't have the most upvotes, it was very basic yet at the same time had great symbolism. The "smoke stack", the iceberg coin info in the way of it and the larger "iceberg" it's about to hit really did it for me. You thought about it and used your imagination and I really liked that!
I thought about this also for a while and I decided that although these prizes aren't "great," they are something for those that I also enjoyed a lot. Each user below will get a Silver Dimecard from me for their submissions. I can't afford to give everyone one, but I figure a couple more prizes is better than just the one set going to the winner!
So congrats also go to;
thelonious___crunk with his her rendition of The Statue of Liberty!
musefanpl for this series!
and last but not least...
ducku with The Moment before the Tragic Accident!
Would each of you please PM me with a name and address you want your prize sent to and I will get them out the day after I get the information.
Thanks so much to everyone for participating in the contest and please remember... if you have any ideas for future contests and/or are willing to donate to the prize pool via silver, cash, bitcoin, whatever... anything helps and I can get you info to donate. I will hold contests regardless, but with donations I can give away more obviously. Also, if you want you can donate a particular prize AND specify how and what the contest is for that prize or prizes. Your name doesn't have to be put out there if you prefer anonymity, however I am more than willing to give you full credit as well. Also, typically winners and donors will be awarded flair.
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To the moon... to the moon...

To the moon! To the moon! We're going to the moon in a big air balloon with a baboon wearing Vidale Sassoon. Oh! You're making me swoon!
Like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, we'e going to the moon... AND BEYOND!
We're going to the stars. We're even going to stop at Mars, grab a Mars bar, a Martian, and even Lord Farkwar. He's cool. He's being good cuz he's out of work. Get in the backseat, cuz we gon' be cruisin' the galaxy in our space jet. We got our Tang in case we get thirsty, and in case we get thirsty for raps, our Wu-Tang. RIP Ol' Dirty. He woulda bought bitcoin. He was an entrepreneur. Now Shkreli's up in his shit. Even though ODB may not have recorded the latest Wu-Tang album, he's still a member of the artist Wu-Tang, so that's his his spirit that influenced the alive rappers when they recorded their lyrics. They were a little freaked out, though, when they saw a ghost, then realized it's just the smoke of dank bud. So ODB should be credited on the CD case, if there is one. I wonder what ODB'd say about Shkreli owning the sole Wu-Tang album. I don't know if he'd be cool with it because RZA is suávely remaining a neutral third party which I totally understand. When you make friends with some people, you must sacrifice other friends, as is life. That. Is. Life. That would be funny if the judge offered to let Shkreli off in exchange for the Wu-Tang CD. That would be so epic.
Bottom line tldr; I'm a {5]. Was a [6] at the beginning of this writing. Mods, don't delete this submission. It is Bitcoin-related. See above. It's also other-things related. Basically, I started off making a celebratory poem post about Bitcoin and it turned into Wu-Tang Clan because they're entrepreneurs and entrepreneurs would obviously be all about Bitcoin. 4f-mph is a hell of a drug.
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(Bitcoin NOOBIES) As DJ UNK told us back in 2007..

Now gon an 2 step, now gon an 2 step / Now gon an 2 step, now gon an 2 step / Now get jiggy wit.
If you're new to Bitcoin....Make sure you turn two-step verification on all your emails to become a little bit more secure.
That is all..Happy Friday!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LaOGQVaPQY
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Bitcoin song

Everybody! I wrote a song about bitcoin! A rap song!
[stuff in square brackets are descriptions of sound effects]
[words in parenthesis are sung by background singers]
[for the beat, think of the Timbaland song "I just wanna F"]
Sorry I cain't feel yo' pain / Ma' money's intha block chain / you watchin prices in-crease / in dollas; aint no sur-cease
[doubletime] They tell you inflations' a benign macroeconomic tool / well I'm here to tell you, son, they playin' you fo' a fool / or a fiddle, c'mon naw it really ain't no kinda riddle / you know you gettin fucked when politicians in the middle
(listen to me now) Cryptography is a weapon / [clickclick] it’s a shield and it’s a cloak / [clack woosh] things get bad in your nation / [bootstomp] might keep you from goin broke [unngh]
now mine it/ [chunk] mine it / [chunk] mine it buy it spend it [chunk shoop kaching!] [repeat]
I'm rollin B (b) B (b) B-T-C [repeat]
Obama says to Page: "you think, ahhh… should I be concerned?" [<-Obama voice]/ five whole years in office, you'd think that he'd'a learned/ "it can't happen here!" [<-wonkish voice] the country's all but bank-rupt [<-condescention]/ "relax, no need to fear!" [<-wonkish voice] collapse is always a-brupt [<-condescention]
and unexpected. We're infected. When we gonna learn? / institutions get too big, get a propensity to burn / I'm tellin you this now, in case you still got time/ you holdin paper money, homie, you ain't worth a rhyme
and that dime, use it quick, go make a phone call/ to yo' broker, buy this shit t'day o' its yo' own faul'[t]/ Ooop! Naw, shiii', That was back in nineteen eighty/ Dollar's lost its cachet, like Warren fuckin' Baetey. /
now mine it/ [chunk] mine it / [chunk] mine it buy it spend it/ [chunk shoop kaching!] [repeat]
I'm rollin X (x) X (x) X-B-T [repeat]
Now earn it/ earn it/ earn it save it use it/ [repeat]
[simultaneously] I'm rollin B (b) B (b) B-T-C/ I'm rollin X (x) X (x) X-B-T/ [repeat]
"Bit-coins? Soun' like shit-coins. I ain't eva' gonna be/ backin my money with something I can't even see."/ [<-valley girl voice] It’s a reality: your dollas ain' backed by even shit/ "Full faith and promise:" only good when you stand by it/
"if you're not outraged, your not paying attention."/ [<-old movie style voice] you wanna talk about it, prepare for condescention/ We've promised all our money, to our old and to our poo you plan on collecting, don't be the last one out the doo
You wanna stop this? Go'head, I'll watch from afa I got my keys up in my head, say hello to D-P- You cant effectively administer your surveilence state/ you want my money, goes to show: haters gon' hate/
You know its X (x) X (x) X-B-T/ I'm rollin B (b) B (b) B-T-C (yeah you know me!)/
Fuck Fiat Money.
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$250 cab after getting dumped by Scumbag Stacy

This story was inspired by an adviceanimals post:
http://www.reddit.com/AdviceAnimals/comments/28v0jl/i_know_its_a_lot_to_ask_after_i_paid_for_a_flight/
Firestarter06 sat on the curb at the edge of Scumbag Stacy's lawn. The wind blew shivers through his body. He hadn't counted on his weekend of hot panky time being interrupted by actually going outside into the chilly weather of America's Siberia. He hadn't even packed a coat.
Her scathing words ran through his mind. She had listed his character defects in excruciating detail. What's worse was that he knew she was right. About every single one. And one more, too. She hadn't mentioned his terrible judgment. Terrible fucking judgment. How could he have gone back to her after last time? He should have fucking known something like this would happen.
His phone was out of battery. He was still on the line with the cab company when it died. He hoped they got the address right. There was no way he could go back inside and ask Stacy to borrow her phone. He didn't trust himself. What if he started throwing things? What if he smashed her phone--the one that had the background picture of a different man?
Another cold gust of wind blew through him. He felt like there was frost growing on his bones. He touched his nose gingerly. He couldn't feel it. People weren't supposed to shiver this violently. He'd never seen anyone shivering so violently.
A car turned onto the road. Firestarter06 lifted his head. The tires crunched on the snow. As it approached he determined that it was yellow. The snow was falling heavier now. He felt like his vision was fading. The car came forward slowly. The driver was craning his neck to each side, checking addresses.
The car crept forward. Firestarter06 wanted to stand up and shout at the driver "I'm here! Pick me up, I'm here!" but his body was so stiff and his teeth were chattering too violently.
The car was nearly level with him now. The driver was looking at the house number on the opposite side of the street. Sweet respite was only seconds away.
The car hit a patch of ice and slid forward. The driver panicked, slamming on the brakes. The car slid even faster. It was past Firestarter06 now. It had passed him. Come back he whispered weakly. I'm back here. Please.
The car kept moving forward. The driver regained control. He continued down the road and turned a corner. Then he was gone.
Firestarter06 looked bleakly through the falling snow at the car's disappearing taillights. That was it. It was over. Fuck. Fucking Stacy. Why had he trusted Stacy? Fucking terrible judgment.
He leaned over and fell into the gutter. His clothes absorbed the cold snow beneath. Then everything went black...
Honk
HONK
He opened his eyes. Painfully bright headlights pierced into his head.
"Get up, you frozen-ass honky," A black woman stuck her head out the cab window. "He ain't gettin up," she said to someone inside the cab. "LaChelle, take yo sweetness outside and you help that poor fool".
The cab door opened and two stilettos stabbed into the snow. LaChelle walked towards Firestarter06. He couldn't believe that she wasn't shivering like him. All she wore was a mini-skirt and a bikini-top. Snowflakes landed on her smooth mocha skin and melted immediately, running all down her body in serpentine trickles.
His arm brushed against her breasts as she helped him up. She giggled. She helped him into the cab.
He squeezed into the middle seat, next to another drop-dead gorgeous woman with pink lipstick and a stud piercing on her tongue.
"Did Stacy kick you out?" the woman said.
"Uh... yeah," Firestarter06 said, confused. He could barely think. The warmth of the taxi felt so good. It was a sauna. And the warmth of this woman's body, so close to touching his...
"Yeah, she a bitch" LaChelle said. "But don't you worry, honey. Get that rebound."
"Huh?" Firestarter06 said.
"We gonna fuck you." The other woman said. "We gonna fuck you all the way to the airport."
"Eleven hour drive," LaChelle said, licking her lips.
"But it's gon' cost ya," the woman driving the cab said.
Firestarter06 was confused. His brain hadn't thawed yet.
"Um... what's it going to cost me?" he asked.
"Two hunnad an' fifty dollas," LaChelle said, undoing the top button of Firestarter06's shirt.
He thought for a moment. An 11 hour drive. That was a long time. The two women pressed up close against him. LaChelle's hair brushed against his face. The other woman's thigh slid atop his own.
"Um... okay," Firestarter06 said.
"Do you take bitcoin?" he asked.
LaChelle said, "Hell no motherfucker. Cryptocurrency's a speculative market. We don't fuck with that shit," and kicked him out into the snow where he later died.
Terrible fucking judgment.
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Tommorrowman MDMA Review

This is more of a review in regards to the experience with the vendor rather then a review on the quality of his MDMA my bad for the title.
Alright, finally received my order from this guy, and I'm extremely happy this vendor pulled through for me. I placed a mid sized order 2.5 weeks ago (can't think of the exact date) of his White MDMA. After reading some positive feedback and remember seeing this guy on SR, I assumed that communication wasn't necessary and let time take its toll. Placed my order on Tuesday, marked in transit the next day, received package on Monday. Pretty fast for an international order!
So right off the bat when i looked at the product i felt like was shorted, after weighing the product out multiple times it came out to 1/3 the amount I expected to get. OHH HELLL NO!! YOU GON SHORT ME?! I messaged the vendor giving him the benefit of the doubt and explained the situation. Messaged me back promptly within 2 hours (Didn't expect to hear from him for at least a couple days). Realizing his mistake he owned up to it and sent the rest of my order. Took 1 week to receive this time, but that's alright. His packaging is adequate, but i'd recommend him to upgrade to more up to date methods. But can I really complain? Both orders were received without problems.
Have not tested product with a kit or by trial myself, but my friends who decided to take a point before a party were having the time of their lives. If anyone has received this batch of the white MDMA and tested with a kit let me know your results, reassurance is always nice.
Packaging/Stealth: 7/10 Product:N/A Communication: 10/10
All in all Tommorrowman is the man! His honesty is rare to find and he has great customer service that other vendors would never take the time to do. At times like this where trust and honesty go along way, I can say that Tommorrowman is at the TOP of my list for reliable vendor and I do plan on ordering from him again in the future.
P.S: Bitcoins nearly doubled within this time frame. WHY YOU DO THAT BITCOIN GODS??
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